Tiananmen & Women
Behaving Badly
27. Apr, 2010 
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The Square
The Jittered of Oz
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A married man (David Roberts) and a married woman (Claire van der Boom) are having a steamy love affair with one another (are there any other kinds of affairs?). One day, after the woman finds a bag full of cash that her Billy Ray Cyrus mulleted hubby (Anthony Hayes) hid in their house, she comes up with the not so golden idea to steal it and run off with her lover (never heards this scenario befores!!). Lover thinks it’s crazy at first, but since it’s a movie and he lusts after her sweet bippy they go ahead with it (and what a sweet bippy!! see below). Plan is to steal money first, have house burned to ground by someone is not be them, and live happily ever after. Don’t works like that!!! Billy Ray Cyrus’ mom in house when burns down and from there all hell breaks loose. It’s all purty typical noir stuffs with Murphy’s Law enacted at every given chance, cept there’s one big difference: The Square hails from Down Under (that’s Australia, if you didn’t know)!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Credit the brothers Edgerton (director Nash, who’s mainly a stunt man by day, and writer/actor Joel, whom you might remember as a young Owen Lars) with not being very original (‘Edgerton’ muss be Aussie for ‘Coen’), but keeping the oh no, oh snap & oh craps rolling til the very end. Now that’s a knife noir!!!
van der Boom Goes The Dynamite: Claire van der Boom? more like Claire va va van vrooom!! she was also in HBO’s The Pacific and in our Outback dreams, bloomin our onions!!
Verdictgo: Jeepers Worth A Peepers
Square is currently hip to a limited release
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
