His Girl Thighday
And the Kingdom of Thighland would like to extend some belated breastest wishes to Her Robert Royal Lady Thighness In Waiting, Camilla Belle, who recently cele-BRA-ted her 19th terday. OH LORD, how I’d love to chum-scrubb her and Chitty-Titty bang bang her in the back of Chumley’s while listening to ‘Cherub Rock’!