she back!

don’t ever leave us again

you still gots it Cuthbest

‘Q: How’s the pie? A: So good‘ = still so good

unrelated notes:

♣ Pinder [N$4W]

♣ when we grow up, we want to go to Victory University, where everyone’s a winner

♣ more like Korova Milk-boo

&

28 years ago, Thriller dropped, and so did this

miss her

still love her

never forget Cuthy

never forget Cuthy with Milla Kunis

Cuthbert still = Cuthbest!

Easy Virtue
Noël Coward
Trailers & Mo | Official Website

A dashing young Englishman (Ben Barnes, being a little less wooden here than he was playing Narnia’s Prince Caspian) is swept off his feet by a brash, independent American (Jessica Biel, not proving too much in a blond wig with dyed hair), and after a whirlwind marriage, it’s off to meet his snooty family (buttoned-up Kristin Scott Thomas, permadrunk Colin Firth, and nosy sisters Katherine Parkinson and Kimberley Nixon… more on her below) at their vast countryside estate. It quickly becomes apparent that the American aint too fond of the fam’s quaint uppercrustednessness (cept she does take to black sheep Firth) and in return, they aint too fond of her truth, justice and American ways (cept for Firth, duhvs course), and so a bunch of misbehaving rolls out and a comedy of manners ensues. Sound familiar? Yeah, it’s purty much the set-up for like 50% of all British movies involving Americans, and this one is 51% fun and 49% run of the mill. Based off of a Noël Coward play, writer/director Stephan Elliott (The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert) keeps the affair light and breezy, while the witty one-liners pop out to little or no effect on the audience’s end. Most of the chuckles are served up by the manor’s manservant, played with much reserved verve by Kris Marshall (the dude in Love Actually who went to America to have threesome with Ivana Milicevic, January Jones, and Elisha Cuthbert & also seen in the beyond thighlarious Death At A Funeral), who in our humboldt opinion, deserves a break out role a little bit more than Timberlake’s ladyfriend does. Easy Virtue is certainly easy on the eyes, with it’s lush green settings and dainty flapper wardrobes, but had it been a lil bit more difficult, it also might have been a lot more virtuous

Welsh’s Great Juice: there may only be 50 women in all of Wales, but we’d have to agree that cutie pie mcgee Kimberley Nixon is probably the top of them hots! can’t wait to see her in Cherrybomb, where she pops Ron Weasley’s cherry!!

Verdictgo: Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges

New World Order
Paranoid Park Rangers
Official Website + Trailer

The sky is falling, the sky is falling! That’s what many a conspiracy theorists are saying, claiming that there’s a… NEW WORLD ORDER at hand, pulling all the strings (juss like Bela said) behind the scenes, and yet, not that many people are listening to them. Luke Meyer & Andrew Neel‘s thighopening and fascinating doc introduces us to a handful of these American truth seekers and a lil bit about their causes (ringleader and entertaining radio loudmouth Alex Jones, 9/11 disbelievers Luke Rudkowski and newish convert Seth Jackson, and Jack McLamb, a former cop who lives in fear with guns up in the mountains). The film plays fair by showing them on and off their soapboxes, which makes ’em look like half whack jobs, and half juss regular concerned citizens who demand answers. New World Order raises a lot of valid questions, and you might also start demanding some of dem answers yerself. That’s a hella lot more useful than Mel & Julia’s Conspiracy Theory ever twas

JF-KO-ed: no one questions authority like Oliver Stone does, so there muss be no better place for conspiracy theorists to vacay other than Oliver Stoneland (this never gets old)

Verdictgo: Jeepers Worth A Peepers

Virtue opens today in NY & LA, while New World Order causes disorder in NY only, but will air on IFC next Tuesday

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

I loved him very much but I had to leave him to follow my dream [of getting 38KKK breast implants]. – Sheyla Hershey

That woman [Beyoncé] he had singing for him [Obama], singing my song [‘At Last’] — she’s going to get her ass whipped! – Etta James

I saw three girls and chose one out of the three. It wasn’t a long, drawn-out process. It’s not looking for someone [with] the perfect breasts. – Cutbert/best

I wish there was another fucking word for what I do, because I don’t think of myself as a rapper. – Joaquin Phoenix

The day the music died was the day Lady Sovereign picked up a microphone. – anonymous

bo-nuss: Ice-T & Body Count sing ‘KKK Bitch’ in concert