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Cruel Runnings

While my trip to Jamaica was filled with more chocolate monkeys than a Patrick Ewing photo album one stomach could muster, unless of course we’re talkin bout Mustard Man‘s estómago, I did find time inbetwixt the Lily Allen stalking and the peeping tomming of the gynormus areolas on the clothing optional beach to discover some hot new tunes (even if they’ve been around since last summer, they is new 2 me). I know music is no sugar substitute for Fap Thursday, but we’ll get back to that usual dirty bidness next week. And for those who care, we’re so behind on movies that our Breast Of list will be out when we’re done takin in the latest holiday blitzkrieg of Hollywurst fare. Anywho, wit out further Freddy Adu…

the mos a$$ shakinest tune currently shakin my steak:

Tony Matterhorn‘s ‘Dutty Wine’ [d]

Maxi Jazz‘ white doppelgänger wit all dat jazz:

Just Jack‘s ‘Writer’s Block’ [d]

the ‘007 is poised to be a grape year in muzak with new hotness from Air (czech out their collab with Jarvis Cocker), possibly a reunited Blur, the sassiest and brassiest Brit since Shirley Bassey, and the return of the long lost thumcredible voice of LJ’s Jill Cunniff

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In Oder Ausfor the ‘007

Twice again, inspired by the the greatestist single newspaper and sorta by the Bruno skit where one has to choose between giving Jack Black candy or cancer, I ice man giveth to you, what will be hottier and nottier than my shits in the ‘007

OUT
IN
Daniel Craig’s Bond
Gold Bond On Craig’s List
Gerald Ford
Death Watch
George HW Bush
Death Watch
Idlewild
Girls Gone Wild
Dwight Schrute
•Andy Bernard
Nintendo Wii
WWIII
Heebs
Peabs
Cat Butts
Dave Butz
JOing
Faping
Trapper Keepers
Trapper John, M.D.s
Midgets
Midgees
Borat
Carl Barat
Cleft Chins
Cleft Palates
Ayn Rand
Rand McNally
Remakes
RE/MAX
Sesame Street
Sesame Chicken
Al Gore
Frank Gore
The Hobbit
John Wayne Bobbit
The Blogerati
Literati
Lily Allen
Ethan Allen
Nudie Books
Louise Brooks Nude
Wikipedia
Wookieepedia
Hating On Mel Gibson
Hating Mel Gibson
Fried Okra
Fire Oprah
The Frat Pack
Hebrew National’s Party Pack
Smoking Kools
Monocles
Thin Women
Thin Crust
Tony Kornheiser
Dan Steinberg
Pigs In a Blanket
Pig Blankets
Fantasy Football
The Fantasy of Your Mom
Playing With My Balls
‘It Smells
Like Upyo’
‘Want Some
Fumunda Cheese?’
Keith David
David Keith
Dancing
With The Stars
Dancing
With SARS
Eye Patches
Thigh Patches
The Rape of
the Sabine Women
The Rape of
Dakota Fanning
Seacrest Out
Seacrest In
Unitards
Retards
US Weekly
IP Freely
Deforestation
DeForest Kelly
Adolf Hitler
Eating Watermelon
Adolph Coors
Eating Pussy


and here’s what was In Oder Aus in the ’06

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The Wonder Faps

Winnie Cooper

Danica McKellar

Karen Arnold

Olivia d’Abo

Lisa Berlini

Kathy Wagner

Margaret Farquhar

Lindsay Fisher

Miss White

Wendel Meldrum

Becky Slater

Crystal ‘Sis of Danica’ McKellar, Esq?

Teri

Holly ‘NSFW‘ Sampson

The Dream Mall Girl

Mystery Actress X

Gina Pruitt

Heather ‘I Have No Idea If This Is Her‘ Green

Susan Fisher

Kelly Packard

Linda Sloan

Maia ‘Advents in B-sittin’ Brewton

Mimi Detweiller

Soleil Moon Frye

Madeline Adams

Julie Condra

Debbie Pfeiffer

Torrey Ann Cook

Nurse Jennifer Hasenfuss

Whitney Kershaw

Cara

Lisa Gerber

Denise ‘the Grease’ Lavelle

Amy Hathaway

Sandy

Carla ‘Karen Sisco‘ Gugino

Cindy

Heather ‘Mrs James Van Der 9Head’ McComb

Jessica Thomas

Alicia Silverstone

Inga Finnstrom

Shevonne Durkin

Delores

Juliette Lewis

Norma Arnold

Alley Mills

Mrs. Ruebner

Pat Crawford Brown


inspired by my mos flavorite Don’t Link This entry, which looks like it took liberally from this Imparanoid shazzle

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Fapcots

NC State’s Mrs Wuf

San Jose Lasers’ Klik the Mouse

Arkansas’ Sue E Pig

Mrs Met

Akron’s Zippy The Kangeroo

Austin College’s Katie ‘Roo

Toronto Blue Jays’ Diamond

UCLA’s Josephine Bruin

San Diego Spirit’s San D The Panda

Arizona’s Wilma Wildcat

Lowell Spinners’ Allie-GATOR

Florida’s Alberta Gator

Orlando Miracle’s Star the Pegasus

Bowling Green & Cerritos College’s Frieda Falcon

Hofstra’s Kate, The Flying Dutchmen Lion

Sam Houston State’s Samantha Bearkat

Toledo Mud Hens’ Mudonna

Saint Paul Saints’ Mudonna the Pig

Houston Comets’ Haley

Hawaii’s Rainbow Warrior


Mo mascot fun and places where snaps were snapped

Critters By The Bay
MascotNet
Sports Mascots

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Faped By The Bell

Kelly Kapowski

Tiffani Thiessen

Lisa Turtle

Lark Voorhies

Jessica ‘Jessie’ Myrtle Spano

Elizabeth Berkley

Stacey Carosi

Leah Remini

Laura Mooney

Nicki Kapowski

Ginger

Bridgette Wilson

Laura Benton

Jennifer McComb

Rhonda Robistelli

Kirsten Holmquist

Robin

Soleil Moon Frye

Courtney

Carolyn Cable

Tracii Show

Hilary

Nurse Jennifer

Nancy Valen

Cynthia

Denise Richards

Ed Alonzo

Max, Owner of the Max

Kevin the Robot

Kevin the Robot

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