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Fifty NippyUnited Faps

02. Nov, 2006 0 Comments

Breast Carolina Dieckmann
nuttin could be finer

nuttin could be finer

Ida ‘Ho’ Lupino
i wanna bake dis ho's potato

Natalie Maines
she hates bush, but we all love her bush

Jennifer Montana
joe's mos flavorite tight end

Kerry Washington
she could make blind men see and fuck!

Texas Guinan
dont mess with her vagina

Virginia Madsen
sidelays

Wyoming Ryder
dont be so shy-enne

Anna-Louise (aka Louise-Anna) Plowman
who wouldnt PLOW her?

Marilyn(d) Monroe
she could wear 312912399423 coats and still give men insta-boners

Kathleen Almost Nude York
york, the other white meat

Robin Wright Penn.
princess buttertities

Minnie Soda Bottle Cap
BAHWHAHABHWHHAHAHWHAHAH!!!

Dakota ‘One Day Fappable’ Fanning
i'm going to a hell that i STILL dont bee leave in

In ‘Princess’ Diana
would i still do her? of corpse!!

Ana ObregÃ³n
i wanna follow her trail and munch on her tail!!

Tennessee Williams
a hot cock named desire

Arizona’s Arnold Palmer Lite Half & Half
more tasty than my jizz runnin down yer thrizz

Della ‘Wears’ Reese’s Pieces’
ET bone home!!!

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Tonya Hardon’s Ice FapadesÃ¦

26. Oct, 2006 0 Comments

Jamie SalÃ©
boy would i like to toss her salÃ©

boy would i like to toss her salÃ©

Katarina Witt
witt and jizzdom

Oksana Baiul
bi-rules!!!

Maria Butyrskaya
but yer butt stinks after me banged it for 10 straight hrs

Kristi Yamaguchi
crispy yummy coochie!!

Carol Heiss
heiss is a NICEEE

Ekaterina Gordeeva
i want to dive into this deeva!!

Jennifer Robinson
twats that i lick mrs robinson?

Naomi Nari Nam
nam bam spank u ma'am!!!

Dorothy Hamill
luke skywalker's real sister?

Tatiana Navka
i wanna navigate her joe e TATas!!!

Barbara Ann Scott
great scott!!!

Nicole Bobek
soul to nicole's hole!!

Oksana Pasha Grishuk
pasha spice up yer life

Lindsey Weber
weber u like it or not, i will bang u

Elena Sokolova
suck i love ya!!

Michelle Kwan
sloppy seconds place

Sonja Henie
i will make sonja's vagina RED

Peggy Fleming
hip to bang peg's square

Moira Kelly
the cunting edge, with douche bag sweeney

Viktoria Volchkova
dick her, viktoria

Nancy Kerrigan
gillooly's drooly

Shae-Lynn Bourne
bourne's porn supremacy

Tanith Belbin
belbin devoe, u stank arsed ho!

Angela Nikodinov
i'm running out of jokes, HELLLLLLLLPP!!!!!

Sarah Hughes
if u turned out this fine, then there's still hope for yer lil sis

Dan Hollander
i wanna taste his hollandaze sauce

Brian Boitano
boy to (fuck) men

Diana Poth
i want INdiana

^Ã¦in dishonor of the newly minted 21 year old
who has the mos fappable camel toe of balls thyme

Sasha Cohen
our mos flavorite JIP (Jewish Ice Princess)

our mos flavorite JIP (Jewish Ice Princess)

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Nail To The Chief's Bizatchesz@ The Oval OrificeFap Dat A$$ Edish

19. Oct, 2006 0 Comments

Ellen Lewis Herndon Arthur
i want to be a knight of her round table!!

i want to be a knight of her round table!!

Eleanor Rosalynn Smith Carter
she loves peanuts and penis!!!

Jane Means Appleton Pierce
like natrone, she MEANS bidness!!

Edith Kermit Carow Roosevelt
why are there so many songs about rainbows?

Laura Lane Welch Bush
in kazakhstan 'bush' means 'hair from the testis satchel'

Frances Clara Folsom Cleveland Preston
her folsom made my jizzum jettison

Abigail Smith Adams
she's kooky and her vag is spooky!!

Sarah Childress Polk
queer as polk

Jacqueline Lee Bouvier Kennedy Onassis
u cant spell 'onassis' without 'ass' and 'is'

Hannah Hoes Van Buren
i love dem HOES!!!

Martha Dandridge Custis Washington
i'd love to lick her custard

Anne Frances ‘Nancy’ Robbins Davis Reagan
say YES to Nance!!

Letitia Christian Tyler
i think she was the last white person with that name

Dolley Payne Todd Madison
i'm gonna cause a major PAYNE in her a$$

Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton
the joker and her sidekick, nips mcgee

Elizabeth Kortright Monroe
monroe county DANK!!

Helen ‘Nellie’ Herron Taft
taft punk

Sarah Jane Mayfield Fulks
Durrell Futterman Wyman Reagan Karger
not a tru 1st lady, but a tru lay

Alice Hathaway Lee Roosevelt
see hidden text for Sarah Jane Mayfield Fulks Durrell Futterman Wyman Reagan Karger...

Margaret ‘Peggy’ Mackall Smith Taylor
her looks sunk a thousand ships

Mamie Geneva Doud Eisenhower
ike liked dykes, and FREAKS!!!!

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Faptooine

11. Oct, 2006 0 Comments

Princess Leia Organa Solo

Enslaved Dancer Oola

Handmaiden DormÃ©

Commander Mon Mothma

Duke Teta’s Bizatch Koyi Mateil

Bounty Hunter Zam Wesell

Queen PadmÃ© Amadala Skywalker

Waitress Hermione Bagwa

Officer Toryn Farr

Aunt Beru Lars nÃ©e Whitesun

Handmaiden MoteÃ©

Senator Bana Breemu

Mother Love Bone Shmi Skywalker-Lars

Jedi Aayla Secura

Handmaiden SabÃ©

Six-Breasted Dancer Yarna D’al Gargan

Food Peddler Jira

Senator Ister Paddie

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[more NSFW Star Whores]

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High Fapdelity

05. Oct, 2006 0 Comments

i really did fap to this back in the 93

DAMN YOU MERCURY VACCINES!!!

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Movie Reviews

January 23rd, 2020

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mo quick hitz! The Lighthouse Bless you Robert Eggers.Â You know how to strike a mood, and give us the heebie jeebies.Â In making a movie about two Lighthouse keepers not keeping sane, you drove us insane, and made quite the pretty picture in the process.Â It felt like watching a full-length, b&w version […]

January 14th, 2020

Rian’s Hopeless

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caught up on a lot of movies.Â no time to devote full diatribes – so quick hitz! Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Skywalker works because it wasn’t The Last Jedi.Â You really screwed the pooch Rian Johnson.Â Can’t blame J.J. for trying to right/write the ship when he was handed a mess and […]

December 16th, 2019

Hair Goes The Neighborhood

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Uncut Gems Sterling, Sharp Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 134 min This isn’t one of those Adam Sandler movies where he gets hit in the balls for laughs.Â It’s the kind where he gets his balls stomped on. YOU GO SANDLER!!!Â YOU GO GET YOUR BALLS STOMPED ON!!!Â Why don’t you go […]

November 27th, 2019

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The Irishman Unionfellas Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 210 min There is MUCH to praise about Marty’s latest grand spicy meatball (unbelievable sets and costumes!Â DeNiro is best when he is quiet!Â Pacino is even bester when he’s loud!Â And dancing with women!! Â Tommy The Tit IS the tits!!Â Lums!!!Â that’s what […]

November 20th, 2019

The George Michael Worrywart Machine

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Last Christmas Wham! Bam! Mostly No Thank You Ma’am? Official Site | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 103 min For 18/19ths of this movie (which I brought an infant in a stroller to!!!Â BEST DAD EVER), I was like, this is worse than a Hallmark Christmas movie!!!!Â THERE’S NOT EVEN A SINGLE GAZEBO IN THIS […]

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November 18th, 2020

Tatooine Desert Fox

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Star Wars is stagnant, but there is a new hope, if only they went down a path that looked more like this… Kalinka Fox

August 26th, 2020

Brazilian Wax Poetic

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Brazilian models pose during the IZOD IndyCar World Championship Sao Paulo Indy 300 race, April 29, 2012

July 27th, 2020

The de Havilland

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104 years was not nearly enough Olivia de Havilland for this world.Â we needed 208.Â miss you tons Olivia de Havilland.Â miss saying your name knowing that you were still with us.Â we will always and forever say your name, and in that way, you will always and forever be with us Olivia de Havilland […]

January 27th, 2020

Former vs Ladder

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Pin Up Models at Miami Fire College by Bunny Yeager, 1955 [GMG]

January 17th, 2020

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I’ll have what she’s not wearing

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December 28th, 2024

Thighs Wide Movies 2024

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Being a father has given me so much. Although for the first few years of this incredible duty and journey, it robbed me of my once great passion of seeing movies. Alas, I pushed movie-going on my daughter about as early as I could, and now she’s beyond game to go, although we’re not quite […]

March 10th, 2020

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thighs wide is SIXTEEN years shut!!!!!Â (turned sweet 16 on March 8th!) I just don’t know how to quit me.Â do you? (note â€“ each picture below is clickable and will take you to its own magical place) Daphne Zucchini Bread Do Believe The Hyphen Steve Carlton Fisk Orange Crushed Youâ€™ve Reached the Office of […]

February 7th, 2020

The 2019 Thighsmans

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we named theÂ breastest movies of the beastest of the 2019 and now, for the only awards that matterâ€¦ SEXtenth Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards aka THE THIGHSMANS!!! _ Greatest Righting of A Wrong In A Movie Franchise EVER in The Rise of Skywalker when they like, hey Rose, want to join us on this […]

February 3rd, 2020

Thighs Wide Movies 2019

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Seven 2019 Films That Were More Pitch Perfect Than Jerry Blevins! 1) Midsommar Something wicker man this way comes!!! 2) Ad Astra it space races your heart! 3) Joker apparently never posted a review here, but this will have to do the @jokermovie is easily the best Batman related movie ever made. come for the […]

January 1st, 2020

This Is List â€“ 2020

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there is nothing I look forward to more than compiling our annual goodbye to last year’s trends and hello to this year’s puns. The Washington Post is more professional at this sorta thing, but maybe you’re not into the whole brevity thing… OUT IN Adam Gase’s Gaze – Adam Driver, Driver – TikTok – […]

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