Elstree 1976
Wars‘ Little Known Stars
Kickstarter | Trailers & Mo
Unrated | 101 min

Ever wonder what is was like to be in Star Wars, even if the role was smaller than your butthole, and what life after being in Star Wars was like??? Director/writer/editor Jon Spira wisely answered this question and interviewed 10 of these lucky souls (and we’re lucky he documented these peoples stories before these peoples and their experiences passed on in life)

So the question is, do you want to know what it was like to be…

David Prowse – the body, but not the voice of Darth Vader???

or course you do!

–

how bout Paul Blake – HE SHOT SECOND!!!! – as Greedo???

(although they never touch that HOT topic)

–

Jeremy Bulloch is the body of Boba, but can you believe this is the guy under that helmet???

he’s slick & cool in a different way!

–

or that creepy pilot (Angus MacInnes) who crept behind Leia?

duh!  and you’d learn why he kept looking down while piloting an X-wing

and you will NEVER be able to unlearn it and you will never look at his scenes the same!

–

or how about poor Garrick Hagon who had a big role as Biggs Darklighter??

dude got the shaft, but dude is STILL all class

–

or what about the guy (Anthony Forrest) who said ‘these aren’t the droids we’re looking for‘??

did you know he also had another role in the film that was also cut too??  YOU PROBABLY DIDN’T!!!

–

or how about Laurie Goode – who MAY be the stormtrooper who hit his head on the blast door!!!???

these are the stories Harrison, Carrie or Mark CANNOT tell us!

–

what about a rare woman in the cast - Pam Rose???

(although to be honest, I’ve never seen her blink and you missed it part in the Cantina)

–

or what about the dude in the hat who handed out medals!!!???

I mean, doesn’t that dude (Derek Lyons) deserve to tell his story??? (although he kinda comes off sounding a lot like David Brent, which is amazing in its own way)

–

or what about some random extra (John Chapman)??

who has even upset the c-list Star Wars actors as trying to pass himself off as being a Star Wars actor… but he IS a Star Wars actor, even if he was juss an extra!

–

you LOVE Star Wars and these people were IN Star Wars and they have stories about life before, during and after Star Wars, and you need to hear them.  And if you don’t think so, I may have to FORCE this on to be with you

Verdictgo: Jeepers Mos Def Worth A Peepers

Eslstree wars its lesser peeps currently in limited release OR you can rent it on Amazon

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

16 mini cereal boxes made for Star Wars Celebration V.  only 400 were made

George Lucas shows Greedo how to shoot second, but of course would later change his mind and have Greedo foolishly shoot first.  FOOOOOOL!!!!

George Lucas examines Greedo’s chin, wondering what it would be like to have 9 of them.  little did Lucas know that he’d soon have 19 chins of his own!!

George Lucas comforts Greedo, after he found out that Greeata Jendowanian is a made up character thrown into the Return of The Jedi re-release for no good reason.  Jedi Rocks?  HARDLY!!!! shiz couldn’t make anyone jizz [SFW]

+ Luke, what a klutz!

&

Star Wars ads in the late 80s

we’ve already been done tweeted about this, but for those who aren’t into that (or the whole brevity thing) and missed it, don’t…

Han didn’t shoot first cause

Control Panel Shoots First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

from the link vault: Top 10 Other Things that Han Shot that Didn’t Shoot at Him First