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Thighwalker Ranch Farts

another year passes
another year of gas passing
college still stays the same
but we get olders
but not wisers

man, are we really old


but man, them young chix these days be wearing like nothing more than a bra and nothing

Indiana, home to the whitest people you don’t know

theys peoples is
the salt of the pepper

and home to the lamest bestest football players ever – EVER!!!
football players
(2 dem being Redskins)

and this guy

I signed him to a 9 picture deal to play Howard Taft and the Monopoly Guy and every awesome fatty guy with a mustache

and now we enter
the farty food section

ZA and WINGS!!!!!!!!

together at last/gas

PESTO CHEESE STIXXXXXXXX!!!

at Mother Bear’s!

+ onion rings as big as Greeny

and they didn’t even taste good, but they was SO BIGGGG

THESE

MIGHT juss be the world’s bestest wings. MIGHT.  no, seriously.
no, 5reals.  no, 9reals

YOU’VE BEEN RANCHED

DEAL WITH IT

hot sh!ts, only $3!!

personally, I don’t like
to spend more than $2

but THIS is where I really
want to go one day


and that negative review is actually the glowingest glowing review ever cause fat people know where to get damn good food that keeps them fat

oh college

never change

NEVER

and we’ll keep coming back

and maybe, juss maybe

we’ll retire in you!
not even jokings
17reals

 

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They’ll Have Theirs & You’ll Have Yours & I’ll Have Mine & Together We’ll Be Fine

Peace The Fork Out

to

Dennis
Lee
Hopper

1936 – 2010

&

Gary
Wayne
Coleman

1968 – 2010

after (not) much anticipation,  Dennis & Gary finally joined forces for a movie, which was probably only seen and loved by Glenn Beck: 2008’s An American Carol

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Ross: Best For Less

Chelcie Ross, a brief, but shlong overdue appreciation

a selected, but celebrated, filmography

‘Mad Men’ (2009)
Drag Me to Hell (2009)
The Express (2008)
‘My Name Is Earl’ (2007)
The Majestic (2001)
The Gift (2000)
A Simple Plan (1998)
Primary Colors (1998)
My Best Friend’s Wedding (1997)
Ri¢hie Ri¢h (1994)
Rudy (1993)
Amos & Andrew (1993)
The Last Boy Scout (1991)
Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey (1991)
Major League (1989)
The Untouchables (1987)
Hoosiers (1986)
On the Right Track (1981)

You trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?

yes

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