GREAT SCOTT!!!!
18. Jun, 2012 
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Prometheus
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R | 124 min
Dude, what’s your problem with Ridley Scott‘s Peromoutheosues?  Why do you have beef when this movie is all filet mignon-and-on-and-on til the break-a-break-a-dawn?  This is how quasi-prequels should be made!!!  This is what they should look like.  This is how they should be acted in like.  No cheese, all ruling.  Seriously, what didn’t you like about the best sci-fi movie of the 2000s, and Scott’s biggest and bestest since freaking Blade Runner?  What didn’t meat yer eggspectations?  This movie answers THE question to end began all questions of how we began, and how Alien began!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And the movie has theseses!!!!
a not as strong-willed girl with probably zero tattoos who used to be a strong-willed girl with a dragon tattoo!!!!
every woman AND man’s dream – a robot Michael Fassbender who does whatever you want it to do!!!
the opposite of finding Texas Tea/black gold!!
spaceships that look like rotten cashews!!!
SORTA FACE ON MARS THING!!!
batshit crazy rich old white dudes!!
Ryan Atwood’s skeezy brother!!
alien masks almost more alien than this helmet!!
bobbed in space!
this surly a$$hole guy who always plays surly a$$holes!!!
space vomit!
better use of Charzlizezeze Therzon in tight future clothings!!!
speaking of, Leeloo-lish clothings for space hibernating hotties!
&
[spoilerish alert!!!….]
the grossest of gross that could possibly happen to a woman’s tummy!!!!!!
moral of the story – IT’S A PREQUEL THAT’S THE OPPOSITE OF SUCKS/STAR WARS EPISODES I – III!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Verdictgo: Breast In Show
Prometheus is currently lighting fires at a theater near jews
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
