they and we used to say ‘Monroe County Dank‘, but now we say ‘Monroe County Thanks’. Â thank you Monroe County, for giving us a place to escape after a wild week of American head-shaking and denial. Â if there was ever a weekend to get away and disappear into a fuzz of farts and beer, then this was the one Â
Monroe County was one of four blue counties in the entire state of Indiana red…
but my blood bleeds blue AND red for the city seat of the county – Bloomington
ahhhhhhhhhhhh Bloomington – the home of my ‘education’ from 1995-1999, and the home of an annual weekend trip where a bunch of dudes I truly love get together and party like it’s (1995-)1999
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except our bodies can’t really handle it
but who cares – cause we will ALWAYS give it the old college try!
once again – LOVE THESE FCUKING GUYS!!!
(and the ones who couldn’t make the trip this time)
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and we were there to get our game on
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football vs Penn State live, with an outcome leaving us half empty… like the stadium holding the event
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and got to watch the bball Hoosier boys play in Hawaii at our favorite bar
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beer me
onion rings him
sometimes we juss had to wing it
and sometimes we REALLY needed to wing it (our mothers and wives are so proud)
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and coat our stomachs with something that looks like glue, but tastes like heaven
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and occasionally, add a few ‘greens’ into our weekend diet
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and then eat incredible cheesy and breaded foods from that bear with boobs!
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and of course – dig in on one of America’s best non-chain hamburgers
on Veteran’s Day no less – and you can’t get more American than this…
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and you can’t get more delicious than this – as we tried out a NEW place (a very rare thing to do – try something new)!
and said goodbye to some old places (who have moved to a nearby location, but this building was kinda an institution to us)
and we even branched out on more new stuff… like antiquing!
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and something I’ve wanted to do since I left…
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ATTEND A CLASS!!!
and especially this class – which I always got shut out of when registering for in the 90s – but better late than never…
The Music of Beatles by Glenn Gass!!!!
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learning never ends
and sometimes lines never end either…
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shout out to the IU Art Museum and their awesome Vik Muniz exhibit!
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what a lovely fcuking city/town/place Bloomington is
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and even as the world feels like its upside down – the world still turns
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and I’m thankful to be alive, and to have such amazing friendships, that were forged in such an amazing place
life is beautiful
I could go on and on, and spin some more yarns…
but methinks you’d rather wear these NFL tie-dyes than hear more
RANCH FARTS ÃœBER ALLES!!!!!!!!
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previously…
2015 -Â Diana, In
2014 – The Union Forever
2013 – Thighwalker Ranch Farts
2012 – Unhidden Valley Ranch Farts
2011 – Ranch DuBois
2011 – #RanchFarts2011
2009 – Herman B. Wells That Ends Well
2008 – Ranch Sauce Farts Part 6 Meets Police Academy Part 6
2008 – Bloomingtales
2007 – Village (Pantry) Idiot
2006 – College of Arts & SciencesCollage of Farts & Appliances
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bonus…
the trip actually began briefly with a night stay over in Chicago!
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where having an Italian beef sammy at 11pm wasn’t nearly enuff to quench my burst
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also had to have hot dogs covered in fries – to begin the stomach stretching the weekend required!
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and on the way down south – stopped off in Gary, Indiana, and paid love and respect to the Jackson family home
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and if you aren’t following us on Instagram, you may not have known that the Mrs and I were in Indiana (and Michigan) 10 days earlier!
where we…
paid respect to the Rebel
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said goodbye to a Moose
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and fell for the fall leaves
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big time!
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btw – an amazing time to be on any college campus is Halloween!!
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although there were not as many slutty cats as you’d think there’d be!
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looks like today’s kids are more into slutty zombies
love you so much B-town
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5ever
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cheers!
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and cheers to you MSU campus!
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and even to you Michigan fans!
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Big Ten = Big Friends!