Michael Bay of Sh#t Invasion
09. Jul, 2011 
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Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Dark of The Imgination
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PG-13 | 157 min
T-III starts off with sum revisionist history of the moon landing, and it was like Houston, we have an awesome.  Everything after that was a bigger disaster than The Challenger space shuttle.  It’s so stoopid and beyond boring that it is hactually OK to compare it to such an awful tragedy in American history
This sums up everythings:  When Ken Jeong delivers your most ‘credible’ performance, your movie flat out sucks times 388737237739083478378478923767815281506507416561780570641756178657645164375816347856875643756786578134651873657813658761751656756745187651658745165765761756785617856875389389060547967076091780870934788765876586751678561874568765784365
OK, we do have to award 3 small bonus points for the employment of 80s Russian movie guy Elya Baskin, and funny white guys Andrew Daly and Alan Tudyk, but they and we all deserve better than this… anything but this
Never again Bay, NEVER AGAIN
And even if Bay isn’t doing the next one, there will be no next one for we
Michael Bay – Bad With Eye Diarrhea, Good With Eye Candy:
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Inna Korobkina
Meredith Monroe
Danielle Fornarelli
Elena Kolpachikova
Jesse ‘World’s Greatest Extra’ Heiman
Verdictgo: Slit Your Eyes Out Repoopulous
IIIÂ is a giant #2 at a theater near jews
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
