Peter Gallagher’s Eyebrows In 3-D with Dancing, THE MOVIE!!!
30. Jul, 2012 
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Step Up Revolution
The Revolution Will Be Danceivised
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
PG-13 | 99 min
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE, THEY TOTALLY STEPPED IT UP, IN MIAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Â They danced, cause they were The Mob, and The Mob are like dancers with a positive message and mission, cept they really should be locked up cause they often break laws, like the law of BEING AWESOME AT DANCING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s true
So what’s the story of Step Up 4 (in muss see 3-D)?  Does it really matter?  No.  The only thingsz that matter is that there’s awesome dancing and that our lead dancers are hot.  Well, MISSION ACCOMPLISCLICIOUS!!!!!!  (but for those who care about such things, the story is about finding a purpose for dancing, and that purporse is to save a neighborhood from Peter Gallagher‘s eyebrows!!!!!)
There was DANCING!!!!  OH BOY WAS THERE.  Dancing in the streets, on the beach, in a restaurant, at a board meeting, in a lobby, in a Cuban bar, at a swanky reception, in a dance studio, at a shipping dock, and in our hearts!!!!
And our two leads - Ryan Guzman and Kathryn McCormick – were hottttttttttttttttt AND wet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND THERE WAS A CAMEO BYÂ MOOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! [SPOILER ALERT!!]
And if you hate dancing and hot people, well, you really need to examine what’s wrong with your life and tastes
Verdictgo: not really, but Breast In Show
Step Up ups the ante, not really, but sorta, at a theater near jews
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
