Honored Thy Father
Tower of Song: A Memorial Tribute to Leonard Cohen
Bell Centre
November 6
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My birthday was once soiled by the public announcement that Magic Johnson has AIDS. I’ve always wanted that stain on my birthday replaced by another more significant event, and while I wish Leonard Cohen had lived forever, he left this world on my birthday last year, and I’ll take that over MJ’s admittance as the ‘thing’ that happened on my day of birth Â
Leonard is still gone, but he will never NEVER ever be forgotten, especially in his hometown of Montreal, where 364 days later, his son Adam put together a tribute concert to beautifully honor thy father
So with Leonard as an excuse, the wife, my parents and I descended upon Leonard’s hometown, to say goodbye to my 30s, and to Leonard Cohen, with a cast of WOWsands. Big names like Sting, Elvis Costello, k.d. lang and Lana Del Rey commanded much attention and awesomeness, but it was the lesser known (to me), fellow Canadians who really shined on their takes of Leonard’s finest works. Standouts include Ron Sexsmith (who is no stranger to Cohen covers), Feist, Patrick Watson and the haunting (Irish, not Canuck) Damien RiceÂ
It’s really hard to screw up a Leonard Cohen song, and while I didn’t really take to Sharon Robinson nor Betty LaVette’s contributions, they at least weren’t sacrilege… which is exactly what Courtney Love’s rendition of my personal favorite LC song ‘Everybody Knows’ (thanks to Pump Up The Volume) was. An ear-sore and a blasphemous disaster, Love brought hate out of me on a night of pure… love. I mean, not even Seth Rogen bothered me on this noche, and he always bothers me! Take that Courtney!! But why Courtney anyway? Couldn’t she be replaced by someone more deserving and probably more loving, and actually talented, like dual US-Canadian citizen and LC fanatic Rufus Wainwright??? And while we’re here, Sting and Elvis C are lovely and all, but Leonard wasn’t beloved enough by the likes of McCartney, Dylan, Paul Simon or Neil Young to drag any of them out to this event? Were they even asked? Â
Whatever, dumb gripes aside, the event was perfect (aside from Cunt-ny Love) – it made my mom tear up often, and I did too, but mainly cause I was with loved ones and just so overjoyed. And a big thanks and hug has got to go out to Leonard’s son Adam, who stirringly dueted on 4 of his father’s songs. Dad would be proud. The rest of us certainly were. Son should go on tour and play pop’s music on the road – keep the legend alive, even though the legend will live on if son does or not. Leonard’s still our man. Not even death can change that
First Set – Sting – ‘Dance Me to the End of Love’ / Feist – ‘Hey, That’s No Way to Say Goodbye’ / Patrick Watson – ‘Who by Fire’ / Sharon Robinson – ‘I’m Your Man’ / Wesley Schultz and Jeremiah Fraites from The Lumineers – ‘Democracy’ / Ron Sexsmith – ‘Suzanne’ / Elvis Costello – ‘The Future’ / Damien Rice – ‘Famous Blue Raincoat’ / Adam Cohen and The Webb Sisters – ‘So Long, Marianne’ / k.d. lang – ‘Hallelujah’
Second Set – Shaar Hashomayim Choir – ‘Tower of Song’ / Sting – ‘Sisters of Mercy’ / Adam Cohen and Lana Del Ray – ‘Chelsea Hotel #2’ / Betty LaVette – ‘In My Secret Life’ / Courtney Love – ‘Everybody Knows’ / Seth Rogen – ‘Field Commander Cohen’ / BØRNS and The Webb Sisters – ‘If It Be Your Will’ / Adam Cohen, Coeur de pirate and Damien Rice – ‘The Partisan’ / Elvis Costello – ‘Bird on the Wire’ / Sting – ‘Anthem’ / Shaar Hashomayim Choir – ‘You Want It Darker’ / Adam Cohen and Basia Bulat – ‘Coming Back to You’ / Basia Bulat – ‘Closing Time’
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Up Chuck, Down Chuck
Peace The Forks Out
to
Chuck Berry
+
co-founder of the greatest restaurant ever
(that isn’t Popeyes, Keens or Houstons)
he built a bridge to Madison County
Lou Duva
producer who worked with Marvin Gaye
a Topps topper
&
Robert Osborne
Thighs Wide Music 2016
I bought more CDs this year than I probably have in an entire decade! Â it’s TRUE!!!! I WILL NOT LET PHYSICAL MEDIA DIE!!!
here’s what I listened to in 2016!! Â all certified thightastic!
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you know my theory – see your favorite musicians in concert before you or they die…
Live By Night!
David Gilmour @ Madison Square Garden
Pearl Jam @ Madison Square Garden
Flight of The Conchords @ The Heath at The McKittrick Hotel
Ellie Goulding @ Madison Square Garden
Guns N’ Roses @ MetLife Stadium
Paul McCartney @ MetLife Stadium
Pitbull @ the Prudential Center
Willie Nelson @ the Amphitheater at Coney Island Boardwalk
Jeff Lynne’s E.L.O. @ Radio City Music Hall
Cat Stevens/Yusuf Islam @Â Beacon Theatre
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here’s a bunch of misc music junk from TWS in 2016…
The The and They They
believe it or not, in my adolescents, I used to be even angrier about really dumb stuff
stuff auctioned off from The Estate of the late Syd Barrett, in 2006
Bantha 8-Tracks
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it sucks the most when musicians die, cause you can never relive their greatness visually like you can with actors. Â it’s true!