Lincoln, That Guy & Those Guys
Lincoln
Fourscore & 148 Years Ago, We All Scored For Equality, Mostly!
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PG-13 | 120 min
Steven Spielberg‘s LincolnÂ
=
Spielberg’s Amistad
+
strange white man beards
minus
any
moment
but that’s still pretty fcuking good filmmaking if you ask we!!!
AND DANIEL FCUKING DAY LEWIS AS LINCOLN IS ALL DANIEL DAY AND ALL DANIEL NIGHT BESTNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
obvi
+ Tommy Lee Jones will have you jonesing for more Tommy Leeness!!!
+ Sally Field plows it!
+ Joseph Gordon-Levitt has a mustache!
+ John Hawkes + James Spader + Tim Blake Nelson = hottest/coolest threesome EVERRVEVEVRR (for ending slavery that is!)
+ Hal Holbrook is still alive!!!
+ we still dont know how to spell or say David Strathaririansiansairn‘s last name!!
but wait, there’s more
more like…
OMG, THAT GUY IS IN THIS MOVIE!!!!
‘that guy’s like
DOUG FROM FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS and GALE FROM BREAKING BAD!
THE PUSHING DASIES GUY!
LANE PRYCE IS RIGHT!
BAD NEWS KELLY LEAK!
THE SERIOUS MAN!
ANIMAL HOUSE’S D-DAY!
PRESIDENT LOGAN FROM 24!
MILES PAPAZZIAIANNN FROM 24!
THAT GUY ON GIRLS WHO HAS TO HAVE SEX WITH LENA DUNHAM!
THAT KID WHO PLAYED THAT GAY GUY IN THE STOOPID MOVIE BASED ON A BOOK ABOUT RUNNING WITH SCICICXSSSSORS!
THAT REALLY GOOD ACTING GUY FROM IN TREATMENT!
THAT KID FROM DARK SHADOWS!
THAT GUY FROM THE NEW PLANET OF THE APES!
THAT ASSSHOLE GUY WHO HATES BOOKS FROM FRANK AND ROBOT!
THAT GUY WHO NARRATEDÂ VICKY CHRISTINA BARCELONA!
THAT BLACK GUY!
THAT GUY THAT GUY!
THAT GUY THAT GUY THAT GUY!
&
LUKAS HAAS!
Verdictgo:Â Jeepers Mos Def Worth A Peepers
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oh, and MAJOR special love goes out to Spader’s facial hair & weirdness in this movie.  it’s something I tells ya!!  ALMOS worth the price of admission alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…