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Saul Bass‘ classic Girl Scouts logo is getting a bit of modern face-lift, or hair-lift if you will. The Girls, like Clarissa, explains it all
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does this mean thats they also gotta re-brand
the deli-lish Trefoil shortbread cookie????
06. Jul, 2010 1 Comment
The A-Team
The Zzzzzzzzzzzzz Team
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
As a youngin, we loved ourselves us some Stephen J. Cannell & Frank Lupo TV version of The A-Team. Haven’t watched it since then, so either the show hasn’t aged well and this unwanted big screen version (were people really clamoring for one, 17 years after the fact?) apes and confirms that, or the movie itself is juss another sorry eggscuse for making cash from a dormant brand name, without honoring the brand (The Brady Bunch Movie is the gold standard on how to do it properly)? Maybe both?
Maybe it was doomed to fail regardless since it didn’t star Mr. T. And why didn’t they let Mister Mr do his thing, especially over the charmless Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson? T wouldn’t have needed to do any crazy stunts in his old age, besides drive the van and maybe hit people with it. And while the rest of the casting choices were inspired (Liam Neeson sure relishes them stogies, Bradley Cooper is a perfect doucheboat and Sharlto Copley is more zany than his name suggests), nothing else here is. Things go boom, but fizzle, Jessica Biel has boobs but always is a boo, and anyone is a pitiful fool if they spend one penny or more than one minute watching this horse pi$$
The ‘J’ Stands for J’awesome: Ubu, sit on this!! The Stephen J. Cannell Productions logos!!!!
Verdictgo: Slit Yer Eyes Out Repoopulous,
A-Team steams like a pile of hot dog poo at a theater near jews (not for long)
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
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Saul Bass kicks major b-a$$. hopefully that aint news to you, since the guy was a movie title and poster designing dynamo (in addition to being an award winning filmmaker in his own write). what gets lil love and attention is his design firm’s work on corporate logos and branding, so below is a collection of sum of the mo iconic chronic ones (with hidden fun found by clicking on the images)
Wesson Oil
1964
Warner Communications
1972
United Way
1972
United Airlines
1974
Security Pacific Bank
unknown
Rockwell International
1968
Quaker Oats Company
1971
Minolta
1978
Lawry’s Foods
1964
Kleenex
unknown
Girl Scouts of the USA
1978
Geffen Records
1980
Dixie
1969
Continental Airlines
1968
Celanese
1965
Bell
1969
Avery International
unknown
AT&T
1984
Alcoa
1963
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caught up on a lot of movies. no time to devote full diatribes – so quick hitz! Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Skywalker works because it wasn’t The Last Jedi. You really screwed the pooch Rian Johnson. Can’t blame J.J. for trying to right/write the ship when he was handed a mess and […]
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Brazilian models pose during the IZOD IndyCar World Championship Sao Paulo Indy 300 race, April 29, 2012
104 years was not nearly enough Olivia de Havilland for this world. we needed 208. miss you tons Olivia de Havilland. miss saying your name knowing that you were still with us. we will always and forever say your name, and in that way, you will always and forever be with us Olivia de Havilland […]
Being a father has given me so much. Although for the first few years of this incredible duty and journey, it robbed me of my once great passion of seeing movies. Alas, I pushed movie-going on my daughter about as early as I could, and now she’s beyond game to go, although we’re not quite […]
thighs wide is SIXTEEN years shut!!!!! (turned sweet 16 on March 8th!) I just don’t know how to quit me. do you? (note – each picture below is clickable and will take you to its own magical place) Daphne Zucchini Bread Do Believe The Hyphen Steve Carlton Fisk Orange Crushed You’ve Reached the Office of […]
we named the breastest movies of the beastest of the 2019 and now, for the only awards that matter… SEXtenth Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards aka THE THIGHSMANS!!! _ Greatest Righting of A Wrong In A Movie Franchise EVER in The Rise of Skywalker when they like, hey Rose, want to join us on this […]
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there is nothing I look forward to more than compiling our annual goodbye to last year’s trends and hello to this year’s puns. The Washington Post is more professional at this sorta thing, but maybe you’re not into the whole brevity thing… OUT IN Adam Gase’s Gaze – Adam Driver, Driver – TikTok – […]
