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Eternal Pessimist

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@brodylogan interviewing the biggest @Nationals expert of all time #OpeningDay #NatsBatsStats #instanats #WorldSeriesorBusted

GO NATS!!!!!!!!!!

and yes, that eyesore shirt can be yours too!!

crank rock shirt

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I’M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

off to fulfill my adult dreams of still being a child at Disney World!!!!!!!!!!!

disney pluto me steve

goofy family

above – me and the fam, Summer 1982

man, I musta REALLY wanted to touch Goofy!

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Left Center Out

1984-baseball

BaseballCard_Me_back

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As a 7 year old, I wasn’t very good at baseball, but that didn’t mean that I wasn’t going to try my best, and try to be as awesome as Jim Palmer was, who was my favorite player, not cause he looked so good with little on, but cause he was my brother’s favorite, and I followed whatever my brother did (back then)  

And so I played two seasons of little league ball – one with a pitching machine – so cool and hittable!!  followed by another season, but with actual kids pitching – man that sh!t be hard!  I sucked and so I stopped.  The one main highlight of my short career was when my parents and I got to run the ballpark’s snackbar.  I think I probably ate like 28929829 sno-cones and 3912929129 bags of popcorn!!!  Eating – where I’m a hall of famer!!!

I continued to be an Orioles fan for years after, until they sucked and then I stopped.  Then baseball return to DC.  Was happy to have it back, but they sucked, so I didn’t get sucked in, until they sucked so bad that they got Stras and Harper and Rendon and now I’m all in and love baseball even more than I did when I was 7

BASEBALLS!!!!

OK, enuff with the past, and on with the future.  Getting married Sunday, and then off for two weeks.  Until then, keep your thighs wide shut (and eyes glued to twitter and instasham)

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Way This Walk

you’ve been walkin’ with me and the perma-Thighmistress*, right???????????????

  

The Project Manhattan

Walking Every Single Street On The Island of Many Hills

proj man2

proj man3

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come for the photography, stay for the words

 

WORD TO YER MOMS!!

*full title for my future Queen of the Kingdom of Thighland still TBD

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I’ll Take The Future Mother of My Children For $1000200020393039030303040040000 Alex

I AM NOT GAY!!!!

CAUSE I AM EN-GAY-GED TO MY HONEY BUNNY SNOOZY POOZY!!!!

me and my honey

 

BUT I IS GAY FOR VERMONT LEAVES!!!!

gay for leaves

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