Don’t Cut Off This Johnson!!!
29. Jun, 2010 
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we made a glass house call to Philip Johnson’s Glass House in New Canaan, Connecticut
welcome, to architectural park!
where the only wild animals are culture vultures!
they have a library that looks like a ghetto sand castle
and there’s a chain link fence building that does nothing
SWEET!
the grass is always greener on the
other side of this tree and those stones
so everybody, lets get stones!
something lurks behind these bricks!
and it’s not Amanda Bynes’ acting career!
you guessed right, it’s a house made of glass!!
kicks glass!!!
and this is what it looks like on top of a small hill,
with people in it!
hill’s yes!
instead of throwing rocks at it,
like Billy Joels woulds,
why not touch it???!!!
don’t worry, I didn’t actually touch it,
and those people (including me once)
are not holding up the Leaning Tower of Pisa
inside we go!
and yes, the only ‘room’ with a door is the shitter!!
PJ was a huge Legend of Zelda fan so he made
his backyard look sorta like the land of Hyrule
beware the eyes of Gohma!!
but wait, there’s more!
remember those bricks? Â it’s the guest house!
but cause it has 200 times the legal amount of mold allowed,
we weren’t allowed inside, even if we love mold!!
and there’s pool that was never meant to be a pool!
kids, stay in pool!
this isn’t a fallout shleter
but an art gallery that has air conditioning,
making it the place to be on a swoobie day
which has rotating Rolodex type walls,
which we don’t show you,
but we show you curves in ceiling,
cause everyone loves curves!
curveszzz!!!
and although sculptures suck,
the sculpture gallery was sculptlicious!
looks like where Beetlejuice hangs out or the set of
that awful Fellini movie Satyricon we walked out of
and for our final building,
one of PJ’s late works,
influenced by vomit and Gehry
known as, we shiz you snot: Da Monster
