Tag Archives: San Francisco Giants

Thigh Fly Ball

23. Oct, 2014 0 Comments

thigh master vandal

blesseded be the Vandals

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Old Bay Seasoning

24. May, 2013 2 Comments

San Frandisco – easily America’s greatest non-ranch farts city

if you’ve never been, you might as well leave for Uranus, and orbit your own anus

I mean, where else you gonna see this sight???

ALCATRAZ!!!

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bars none, one of the illest places to visit

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it water TOWERS over all other prisons!!!

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for birdmen and birdwomen everywhere!!!

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i mean, if you had to go to one prison, wouldn’t you want to go here????

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I mean, they have their own baseballs!!!

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speaking of baseballsss

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made my first ever visit to Pac-Bell/AT&T/Verizon/Bell Atlantic Park to see mees Nats lose 2 games

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where Coke plays catch, and Sully from Monsters Inc is a true San Fran Giant!!!

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ok, maybe that was a stretch

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at the super dope Musée Mécanique, where they gots ye olde thyme arcade games and erotic movies!

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but nothing beats this 7-11 deal

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except eating Mexican food and using a corn cob to wipe yer butt

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oh Mexican food, why you taste so good, but hurt butts so much??

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but my butt was way OK with the House of Prime Rib

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but my favorite restaurant on earth isn’t even a restaurant – it’s a chocolatier – See’s Candies

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oh San Fran, why are you more beautiful than India Reynolds?

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and why aren’t all gates painted orange vermillion like yer golden ones???

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and why aren’t all hills this alive???

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and why did Paul Stine have to die?

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and why do a bunch of yer buildings look like the 70s version of the future (which is my favorite version of the future)????

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OK, time to step out, cause this house is full

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perv-iously…

A Fine Line Between Love And Haight

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