Skins 5 cast REVEALED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(with no character names… yet)

here be our instant reactions and guesses as to who and what they is!!!!

well, they certainly look Skinsy, and certainly skinny, but a tad too young?  or are we getting too old?  answer: both, never, SKINS!!!!!!!!!!

is this Sid 2.0? Chris -.197?  either way, this guy’s bound to be the ‘silly’ character.  bet he rides a vespa and eats boogers and will probably bang someone’s mom or invent 2001 Flushes.  WE LOVE HIM ALREADY!!!

guess at character’s name: Rhys

we will BRACE ourselves for her!!! she’s adorable, innocent and soon to be corrupted by the rest of the gang, and by season 6, her mouth will be metal free and the BJs will flow like hobo wine!  wonder what her hair looks like when its down????  we love a good hair mystery!!!!  oh snappp, she was the girl in the movie no one saw, Golden Compass!!!

guess at character’s name: Elenaor

uh, silly guy part 2?  bland personality part 1?  a cooler Freddie?  does his sly smile hide the instincts of a killer????

guess at character’s name: Logan

5 quid sez this is the gay one.  5 quid sez we see a shot of his butt at least twice (not that we want to)

guess at character’s name: Finley

she’s no cutesy wootsy chubby cheeked-twin, but who is?  uh, NO ONE!! doesn’t matter, her freckles are hugo AND boss!!!!  she’ll be like a more fun, less date & drug rapey Effy or perhaps a more grounded Cassie (both have bunny teeth)?  I bet her parents are strict or divorced or dead.  how day you say ‘love’ in rhyming Cockney slang?

guess at character’s name: well, her real name (Freya Mavor) is better than anyone’s in the world, so we bet she’ll have a boring name like Olivia

it’s Jal! but with zanier hair! and probably less lame! but who knows?  the shadow does!

guess at character’s name: Jade

oh boy.  Gay J 9.7, but less Gay and less J.  bet he thinks he’s hot sh$t, but bet he’s more like hot diarrhea.  he’s well on his way to becoming our least favorite character… and you watch, he’ll end up being our favorite!!!

guess at character’s name: Callum

wait, TWO Jals this season????  way to branch out Skins!  no, seriously, way to be a lil more diverse, but could you at least add a Jew in there?  maybe this girl’s a Jew and she works a bagel store that shows Mel Brooks movies, and MAYBE she’ll end up being the true hottie instead of ‘Olivia’.  either way, she’s totally gonna rock it in our pocketz

guess at character’s name: Philippa

so there where is.  can’t wait, even if it sucks.  same goes for the American version.  in the end, if you haven’t watched one minute of Skins, you truly should lick your own taint as punishment

we’ll meet the next gen of Skinsers tomorrow, but before we move onwards and upwards(?), lettuce give some mo/continued/endless mad love to the 2nd gen-ers, and these hot never before seen stills making les rounds in France spanks to Canal +, which snatchurally features the sisters Prescott/Finch!!!

spreakin of… France + Skins = ‘Le Skins parties’
[via Ms Mod’s Squad]

Kathryn & Megan Prescott
Turn 19 Today!!

beat (off to) that Arnie & Danny!

Harry Brown
Brown v. The Bored & Uneducated
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Michael Caine‘s been down the shoot em up road before, as he’s gottsen Carter and filed Ipcress, but them pics were ages ago.  Since then, the artist formerly known as Maurice Micklewhite hasn’t really had the chance to pick up a gun, since he’s been recently used as a supporter of others (Batman’s butler, Clive Owen’s pot toking prof pal in Children of Men, and juss being a wise grandpa in a plethora of solid movies).  In Harry Brown, Caine’s history of violence is no longer history, and it’s a delight, cause as everyone knows old people kicking ass totally kicks ass, especially in movie form!!!  It’s a genre that always delivers, and wholly entertains, juss like body switching movies!!  Now if only someone made an old person body-switching kicking ass movie!!!!

Caine plays the title character, a pensioner who’s had enuff of the street hooligans (including Skins‘ Jack O’Connell) running rampant round his downtrodden South London housing estate (see below for more on the actual location).  After his BFF (David Bradley, that creepy Hogwarts caretaker dude) is killed by some of dem cockney slang slingers, and the police are, naturally, of no help (although Emily Mortimer tries), he decides takes matters into his own hands.  WATCH OUT YOU DANG KIDS, CAUSE GRAMPY’S PISSED AND COMING AFTER YOU!!!!

Brown is slain and pimple the UK’s answer to Gran Torino, with oodles more grit and violence (the one scene inside the drug dealer’s lair is scary as fork!!!), yet isn’t exactly able to dispense the emotional wallop quite like Eastwood’s modern day masterpiece did.  No knock against Daniel Barber‘s directorial debut, cause his geezer Death Wish is a delicious and diligent vigilante fantasy, but old Dirty Harry’s always gonna beat out old Harry Brown in any comparison… unless of course they switch bodies!!

Estatements: you knows we loves rundown London neighborhoods as movie backdrops, or maybe you didn’t, but you should loves em too!  Harry Brown took place and was filmed in the hellhole known as the Aylesbury Estate.  czech out these here beautiful/ugly pics

Verdictgo: Jeepers Mos Def Worth A Peepers

Harry carries it in NY/LA/SF & Chi-twon today and elsewhere elsewhen

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

meat the American kids that will soon tarnish Skins‘ good name, whenever the Baltimore-set remake decides to rear its mos likely ooogly head

then again, season 4 of Skins, currently airing back across the pond, is doing a purty good job on its own of tarnishing the brand.  bee leave you we, it’s not the characters (well cept for boring Freddy), but the fact that the writers have either done nothing with em (where’d Pandora go? did she get lost on Pandora??) or too much of the same thing with em (seriously, how many more things can Effy do to her body? and do we care?  did we ever?).  but alas, we can’t hate too much, herspecially if the Prescott/Fitch twins are still around flexing their muscles and breaking hearts (mostly their own) with them big bootyful saucer eyes of theirs

then again, why the helga did Emily/Kathryn have to get even skinner this season, when she was perfect skinny to begin with last season?

all-dough she gets continued bonus/boner points for the early morning wedgies!

and then again, why the hogarth did Katie/Megan have to get skinnyer tat all, when her cubby chubstein look was a-thru-z-dorable?

maybe’s this is why…