Thighs Wide Shut

The Hunt
Feely Touching
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R | 115 min

First, let me get this out of the way - Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen! Mads Mikkelsen!

Yep, we’re mad for Mads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why?  Cause Mads Mikkelsen is the greatest Danish actor of his generation (sorry Viggo Mortensen), and maybe ever (I can’t name any more Danish actors).  Danish people have known this for awhile, and now the rest of the world is madly falling for Mads.  He caught most of our eyes with bleeding eyes in Casino Royale with cheese, and sold me even more when his Igor got Coco-ed, and cemented my heart fo life when he did the impossible and made Hannibal Lecter his own on TV’s Hannibal.  There is nothing Mads cannot do, besides maybe play someone who isn’t awesome, cause it’s impossible for someone so awesome to play someome so unawesome

In Thomas Vinterberg‘s The Hunt, Mads is someone who is awesome, and everyone knows it, but then something supposedly happens and then everyone in his small town doesn’t think he’s so awesome, but they’re wrong, cause that thing that supposedly happened didn’t and Mads is innocent and awesome until proven otherwise.  So what is this thing that happens?  Mads is an elementary school teacher who loves his students.  One of them, Klara (Annika Wedderkopp), a daughter of a dear friend, takes a real liking to him.  One day she gives her teacher a little kiss and teacher Mads explains that that’s not what little girls should do, so the little girl is quite upset by this rejection by her teacher (who wouldn’t be – this is MADS we’re talking about) and in the midst of her mad/sadness tells the principal that Mads is a bad man and then the principal starts thinking bad thoughts of a male teacher and his female student and one thing leads to another and now the town’s in mass Mads hysteria and starts accusing poor Mads of doing even more bads .  WHY DO YOU DO THIS DANISH TOWNSPEOPLE????  THIS IS MADS!!!  HE WOULD ONLY HURT OR TOUCH PEOPLE THAT DESERVE TO BE HURT OR TOUCHED!!!  LIKE JAMES BOND!!!!

Where does it go from here?  More bads for Mads.  But what if Mads get cleared of his bads, will he ever truly be in the clear, or be forever hunted?  Pray for the prey, and see Mads hand in one of the year’s best performances. DO IT AND GO MADS!!!

MADSSSSSSSSSSSS-NESSS!!!

Verdictgo: Breast In Show

This Hunt is on in NY/LA tomorrow and elsewhere elsewhen

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…