– Don’t forget folks, what is sure to be
the worst movie with the word ‘sleep’ in its title opens tomorrow!! And here’s
one commercial you won’t find me in!!
– The lesbians duo formerly known as t.A.T.u. are off to London to record their next hot album. Meanwhile, 6-month pregnant Julia Volkova has quit smoking and using cosmetics for the sake of her baby’s health.
– I think someone’s been reading my mind cause these peoples be selling a mirror that will allow meself to watch meself giving meself a BJ!! [NSFW link via NSFW King, T “Fudgie” Alts]
– Our Thighs spies on the street spotted the Lohan at the Cali DMV the other day getting a new license. Supposedly, she had a personal assistant with her there trying to help her understand how to stand in line and be a normal person at the DMV. [Smut via Cef-dawg]
– Steve Gutenberg, your career aint over just yet. Plans are underway for an 8th Police Academy movie. Rest in peace Sgt. Eugene Tackleberry. [Good word via K-Pax-Man]
– What the Tim “Fudgie” Altie is this?
– Two plays I predict that will close after a week: a Monty Python Holy Grail musical and a Mario Cantone one-man show.
– Don’t let Michael Whoore tell you who to vote for. Just vote for the candidate who’d be the most helpful during a keg stand. [Link via the Thinker]
– Va-va-voom has officially become a word. That’s so f-in metrosexual, but not really heteroflexible.
– Breast/wurst reality show idea ever: Amish & The City.
– To hell with Garbage Pail Kids, cause Wacky Packages are back!!
– Just cause Ving Rhames is bald, doesn’t mean he’s Kojak. Does that mean he’ll be in an “urban” remake of Annie as Daddy Warbucks?
– In the world of fast food, its Steak n’ Shake vs Burger King for the use of the word “steakburger”, in a cage match to the death!! And a man was arrested after calling up an area McDougal’s and ordering the management to strip search and sodomize a female employee!! Hold the f-in tomato people!!! [Links via Flea’s Ho-Bag]
– Man arrested after he stole a 9-year-old’s socks.
– And the best headline of the day: A blind Canadian student barred from English classes because his guide dog only responds to commands in French has now been allowed to attend the course
14. Jul, 2010 
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