Colorado, you too good to me & we (wife and me)!!

We came for the food, and wine

and to watch people be alcoholics 

and see new chefs and people with bobs

and pause for the claws

and eat out of tin pans like orphans

and try to avoid having a heart-attack 

and get fatter by juss looking at food

and question other food, as in, ‘is this food?‘

     

and eat the local candies

and check out one of America’s more faaancy looking Maccy D’s

and visit THE original Chipotle!!

but it wasn’t juss about eating!

it was also about recycling!!

and the stars!  and bothering them!!!

John Salley is so tall & friendly & tall!!

and the Jacques Pépin was m-mightier then the sw-sword!!

and da Iron Chef, getting frisky with my Iron Curtained honey

and Ryan Zimmerman and Jordan Zimmermann’s brother Andrew Zimmern

and Canadian Jew Gail Simmons!

and yer looking at the new hosts of NBC’s The Today Show – Sara Palan, Justin Chapple, Tamron Hall and Me

and Pink!  who had pink hair!

and this guy who isn’t famous, but famous to we cause he gave us 23891239123939 pairs of shades

 

and my new BFF – Drew Barrymore

but but but but

Colorado aint really about all the above

it’s about the mountains

THOSE FCUKING AMAZING MOUNTAINS!!! (and rocks!)

  

 

 

 

and a zillion other amazinnnnnnnnnnng views

like the one at Coors Field (AWESOME STADIUM!!)

and the Jurassic Best Western

AND RED ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

where I’ve always wanted to go ever since I grew up red-rocking out to this

and I did!

place is UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so jealous people get to see concerts here (and exercise)

and then there was the Mile Hi Church

 

look familiar?

 

yep

my only regret?  (besides not living in Colorado?)

not being at Coors Field for yarmulke night

NEXT TIME!!!!

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Magic In The Moonlight
Medium Medium
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
PG-13 | 98 min

Woody Allen loves the 20s(/30s). Disclaimer – SO DO I!!! Woody is a man who made his mark making very contemporary movies, but some of his more memorable ones travel back to that time – Purple Rose of Cairo, Sweet & Lowdown (a personal fav), Bullets Over Broadway & sorta Midnight In Paris. His latest – Magic In The Moonlight – transports him and us back to them delovely jazzy-bobbed times, and it may be the Woodman’s weakest entry of the ye olden times lot – but hey, LOOK AT THAT LOT!!!

Not saying that Moonlight isn’t watchable – IT IS!!! – but it juss aint all that magical. If you like Woody Allen movies, you will probably like this film, and if you like Emma Stone & Colin Firth, then the same will also be true. If you don’t like Emma Stone or Colin Firth, you probably don’t like smiling and/or fried chicken. I like me some Firth, but I personally didn’t think he was the right fit for his character – a despirited magician out to debunk medium Stone – and yet I still cared that he would eventually crumble and fall for Ms Emma (oops – spoiler alert!!! like you didn’t see that happening anywayz)

The scenery is nice in the background (the south of France!) and the foreground – Hamish Linklater, Eileen Atkins, and Simon McBurney (love his voice SO much) add to the mild fun – and it’s a Woody Allen movie, so you probably already know if yer gonna see it or not, magical or not. Abracadab-DUH!

Verdictgo: as a movie movie? Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badgers, but as a Woody Allen movie? Jeepers Worth A Creepers!

Moonlight shimmys today in limited release

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

Peace The Forks Out

to

Free Bird

+

Jerry Vale

the man behind Mannequin

an our ganger

that’s not grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat

she loved Bettie Page’s rack probably more than you

Joe-Bro

Videodrome baddie / the dude who sells Xmas tress in A Christmas Story!!

Mister Mr Coffee

the stuff nightmares are made of

LCDeez nutz

Sugarman’s sugar daddy

stripped of his sunset

head Buc, united

another gone, with the wind

some sprinter

he had tremors

black cowboy

Poland’s final commie

coach Don Meyer

some trumpeter

some Watergater

he spoke Russian

some eye guy

some mechanic

pretty map man

Liberace’s costumer

Herb-al tea man

Christine Baranski’s husband

he died while pretending to die

some Israeli filmmaker

some fat dude

some Hale

some fashion teacher lady

Rolling Stones’ money man

& The Prince of Darkness