Vladimir PutinOn The Hits
24. Oct, 2005 
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Can someone please explain to me why t.A.T.u. aren’t bigger than Jesus Christ or at least Christ…opher Makepeace? I mean, Sting bassed it up for em, Bryan Adams shot them, they made love to the bat cave in their next vid, they have partied with the anti-Christ, they have the best album
Not convincevaughned? Maybe my comrades can help eggsplain!
• If 52 is the new 56, then ’05 muss be the new ’91. Whether yer a believer or not, the Skins is are back, and so is Mark Brunell, who can now actually complete a pass over 7 yards. I’ll be at the Giants/Skindawgs game Sunday, wearing my jersey proud. Hopefully I won’t get raped in the bathroom, cause I only liked to get raped in NY.
• Not like I needed another reason to visit the UK in the name of Stanley Kubrick. Location, location, locations.
• One, two, three, peace the fork out Gordon Lee. Three, four, five, look at him jive… or not
• So when is Jesus coming to Misshapes?
• How do you like yer bearded clams in Vega$, teaserriffic or slutty to the bone? [via future wing eating champ, Made of Brawn-steen]
• Knowing this, is it safe to say that during the Super Bowl when Homer and co broke out of jail to the sweet sounds of Blur’s ‘Song 2’ (that’s the ‘Wooooooo Whooooo’ song for u idjiots) was the best moment of the decade?
• What the spell happened to that 3am white chick, and how come the other 3am white chick got a new pic, but the black 3am chick didn’t?
• My ye olde porn factory of a company are gonna be the first to offer anime on the new video thIghPod. And this can mean only one thing!!! (notice how they share my sense of humor, but not love of Good Humor ice cream products)
• Is it week 45 yet?
• Could a human swing through the jungle on vines?
• Er, um, uh, ah, eh, what?
• And remember WENN Amy Locane? She was the smoking hot chick in Cry-Baby and that smoking hot chick on Melrose Place. Well, she hasn’t completely fallen off the face of the earth like dirty woman, the Monkee heir, and the girl next door who believed the boy next door was a boy who could fly, but she hasn’t eggzactly had the career path that many of us hoped she woulda had. While I’m glad I found numerous pics of her nekkid and touching herself on the interwebs, I kinda cry like a baby for what coulda been. Oh well, I guess woman naked on horse juss doesn’t scream Oscar… juss my name, over and over, when I massurbate to that image…
