While the search continues for Holy Tail that is
Jenny Wright, may I briefly shift our attention to another long lost 80s screen gem? As I was bumbling round looking for infos on
The Boy Who Could Fly, I was reminded of the pulchritudinousnessness girl next door who believed the boy next door was a boy who could fly. She seemed so virginal, yet highly vaginal, and her name be
Lucy Deakins. She didn't have much of a career, sides being River Phoenix’s lil loveita in
Little Nikita and Chris Young's snack bar snack in
The Great Outdoors, but nonethebreast, made an impact on a young me. I don't wanna really want bother her in this day and rage, as she's since married, dropped the Deakins for Webb, and bore a child, but just kinda wanna make sure that all is well in her world. If you're reading this former Deakins, I think you’re more splendid than Splenda and would love to buy you a dessert of yer choice at DQ that's sweeter than you. This offer is not valid in states that don't observe Daylight Savings Time...
• Congress to
extend Daylight Savings Time by 2 fargin months?!??! WTFiddlesticks? First
Indiana sells out and now this? I think they're out to get me and make me sweat my grundle off since I voted for Lohan/Dukakis in '04. I don't even wanna think about what's possible if
Heath Shuler Goes To Washington... and not as a sorryarsed QB who cursed the Skins from '94 on.
• The Charlatans UK
ready follow-up to 2004’s
Up At The Lake. America still awaits a release of 2004’s
Up At The Lake
.
•
Statler & Waldorf, still more credible than
Gene Shalit [via
JJ]
•
Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny THE TEASER SITE!
•
Spank the lord, cause Mr Fantastic would've been the mos unfanstatsic choice for 007
•
The Chem Bros love on Charlotte Church
hates on the Pope• Coming soon to a theater near you:
Evan Rachel Wood's Citizen Kane,
Loverboy, and
Frankenhooker.
•
Andy Rooney slummin it on a Central Iowa rag? Possib, since I know he loathes Duran Duran.
•
The Fingertips Project, in the key of TMBG [via
Metafilter]
•
Google maps the Moon, and apparently
Hitler [zoom in sez
Gorilla] Still waiting for one of Endor. They have an older code, but it czechs out.
• (should be left)
Undiscovered• Please, no more
Numma Numma knockoffs... hispecially ones that don't even try [via Zach de la Roachclip]
•
Keds, the official shoes of Gypsies
• Boof & Stiles love them some
beavers•
Toiletgarten•
He Brakes For Midgets•
Point(less) and Cut•
Airline Meals•
Asian People Porking In Cars might juss be the new Catholic High School Girls in Trouble [semish NSFW via My Man Marvkus]
•
Anna Smashnova, sorta like Maria Sharapova, cept looks like a shemale hooker from the Gaza Strip Club. But I'm almost US Open to anything...
