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Thursday, July 14
• What a rip-roarin rip-torin effin time me and HRT the III had at this year's ESPYs. Sure, winning the Best Female Tennis Player award wasn't even a challenge, but I was a lil perturbed when Annika Sorenstam edged out the Mrs to 'win' Best Female Athlete honors. I guess the swimsuit part of the competition didn't sway the judges one bit. But whatta we care, those stinkin awards are the sports equivalent of Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards, aka something as meaningless as a PT Anderson film. And what was really odd about the whole thang, no not our visit to the Playboy Mansion, was when she presented the award for Best Baseball Player ashlongside Lohag the Wurstest The I's former flame-broiled hamburgler, Wilmer Valderrama!! Talk about awkwardness from Auckland!!! When I asked Pova to reflect on the whole evening, she said something about vodka, pouring, on her, naked, those lap pillows, and Tetris. I was a lil confused by that, but maybe it'll make a bit more sense when we travel to the Kremlin Cup this Rocktober.
• Caught Röyksopp's thumbcredible show at Irving Platz last nite. Played two encores and two songs twice. Odd, but fantabulous!!! Continues theory that 'electronic' groups put on more funner shows than 'normal' bands do. See also Air, Basement Jaxx, and Chemical Brothers, who's latest album I first lo-hated on, but have now grown to lo-ve. Push the Button and buy the damn thing already!!
• Save the date: July 4th, 2007
• It would take 36 straight weeks under the knife to make Kelly Osbourne look attractive. Too bad a knife can't solve personality issues...
• I'm sirprized she didn't slip out of the lap bar
• The only way to look at Lennon and Harrison's deaths as a good thing
• Please, don't be boring like that last album
• I wanna lick Charlotte Church's green eyes and then mate with her so my children can have even greener eyes and chunky thighs!
• The Worst Rock Dads of All Time
• The Top 12 Hottest Female Guitarists Ever? I dunno, but my two most flavorite hottiest female bass players are Jill Cunniff, of Luscious Jackson fame, and Kim Coletta, of Jawbox game. [via Emmanem]
• Grovers Mill, New Jersey probably wished it was actually attacked by Martians
• Graceland is to Elvis as Iceland is to Elves
• Man Used Electric Underpants 'To Fake Heart Attack' [via NOTW]
• And while you martin mull over thats take a look at Pinder's tats
[taz always via Double Viking]
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