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Saturday, July 2
Today is a day filled with mixed emotions. While we were sadly handed a double scoopage of Peace The Fork Out™©®, by way of Four Tops founder Renaldo "Obie" Benson and the man who invented the bacon cheeseburger served on a Krispy Kreme doughnut bun, Luther Vandross, we still have to keep our chin up and our thighs open. First off, schlappy 19th B-Day wishes go out to Her Former Royal Thighness the I, Lindsaysaysay Lohag. Sure we've had our irreconcilable differences, but don't think I've forgotten about the yummy days, when you were plumpers McGee. Secondoff, peep this fab line-up for this year's CMJ-A-Thing [via Vegan Jones]!!! And lastoff/blastoff, yesterday was a landmark day in the Kingdumb of Thighs. I don't know who the fork you people are or why the hell you come here (besides those sleuthing for the 'jhoon rhee commercial' OR 'van dame dakota'), but yesterday we somehow passed our 1,000,000th customer mark, according to SiteMeter!!!! And in celebration, I am giving you all* off Monday from work.
 *United States citizens only
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