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Sunday, March 8

Nut Saks Fifth
Avenue Anniversary

Thighs Wide Shut turns 5 today, but can we make it 10? that all depends on if we still love doing this in 5 years time (or if Thigh Master children get in the way), and whether you dear Thighlanders still want to read our movie reviews and HJ yerself to sleep to all the lovely boobies we plaster up in here. we thank you from the bottom of our farts for your continued ship of reader, so w/o further Freddy Adu, lettuce set sail on some memories and mammaries of the past year in Thighdumb...

(juss remember, some of the images below are clickable!)



it has nothing to do with anything



Laser Portraits



Giant VHS Tape as 2001 Space Odyssey’s Monolith



aisselles dans les films, blog qui répertorie les films dans lesquels les actrices ont les aisselles poilues, which translates to armpits in films, blog which indexes films in which the actresses have the hairy armpits [NSFW]



41 Hilarious Science Fair Experiments



the life of a hand supermodel



Brenda Warner's Flat Fap Top To The XLIIIDegree



C'mon, Get Horny!



Elrond Hubbard



Best Roller Coaster Souvenir Photos Ever



The Otl Aicher Pool



He Can't Hate These Cans

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Harry Potter Poster Mash-Up Gallery/Star Wars Poster Mash-Up Gallery



Brian Peppers' mom



The Birds, w/o the birds



Lions And Tigers And A$$ Tears, Oh My!



Boyd Aviation



ye olde ghetto covers of Arthur C Clarke's books

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by a show of hands



Sexy People



giant women for Andre



SFW XXX



The 30 Worst Autobiography Pun Titles



Thighs Wide Music 2008



Eye Lash



Dennis Green's ™ed caps



sweet cleavages, beer and women making out



Playing The Field's playful pictorial euphemisms of Chris Cooley's junk



Celebrity X-Ray Photo/Breast Enhancements [NSFauxW]



Daycream Relievers



CakeFarts.com [NSFW]



Lik•m•Aid



snaps of jungle vaginas, golden penises, Andy Warhol and much mo from the 54 glory days



Specs-Taters



Judge Reinhold JO material [NSFW]



Swami On Rye



Hello Browness, My Old Friend



Totally Looks Like...



stickers from the 80s



a 1980's raptastic Wendy's training video



Ben Kingsley's a minor threat



Even Beetis Than The Real Thing



Jedi Chefs



photos of an angry Steve Gutenberg



Richard Beymer/Ben Horne's on-set Twin Peaks photos



MS Paint cover art covers



Стереофотографии из прошлого



More Than Meets The AFI



Han solo loves to grab Princess Leia's boobs



oops, he crapped his pants



the posters of Drew Struzan



the (ALMOST NSFW) GIF doesnt lie



Young Me - Now Me



The Texas School Book Suppository



extending album art



Casey At Bat, The Classic Poem Unabridged As Told In Words & Baseball Cards



Most Star Wars Actors in a Non-Star Wars Film (including the Jones pics)



NES controller coffee table



the greatestestist love song of balls thyme: 'Smell Yo Dick'



5 Cats that Look Like Wilford Brimley



Democratic dance off



Playboy centerfolds galore from the 50s, 60s, 70s and 80s [NSFW]



Worst Job In The World



youreyeswideshut.com

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Californication Creamin' On Such A Winter's Day



'That One Night' by The Hunted



Compliance!



interactive Al Jaffee's fold-ins for Mad magazine



that theme song from the Raising Arizona soundtrack
actually has a name: 'Way Out There' [d]



Perfect Strangers/Head Of The Class promo rap



SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse.com

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behind the scenes of that amazingly ghetro ye olde HBO Jeffersonian starship thingamabob



Evil Alomar



Crooked Rain, Crook & Rainn



previously...

Queer As Fourth

Three's A Crowd... PLEASER!

In Case You Didn't Feel Like Showing Up

Bring On The Terrible Twos!