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Thursday, July 24

Specs-Taters

Jarvis Cocker
Terminal 5
July 22nd


[mo pics from skinvision]

Jarvis Cocker is a true showman. If you've seen em live, like we did last year, yous knows what we speaks of. If not, yer totes missing out and probably have yet to fall in love with his uber-brills solo debut from 2 years ago that's all about love & death & fat people. His voice rivals only James Earl Jones as tres breastest in all the world and the guy has moves as smooth as classic Michael Jackson (he even tried to upstage the Prince of Pop years ago [video]). Word has it that Jarvis is totally gonna rock out on his next album, and if the new tunes he showcased the other night at Terminal Illness 5 are any indication then that word is beyond bond, yo! He also played in Brooklyn the night before and the Vegan and Susic Mobbery both have reviews

And while we're here, lettuce celebrate other fine lads and diane ladds who totally rock horn-rimmed-ish glasses (with apologies to Chris Sabo)...

Woody Allen


Col Harland Sanders


Clark Kent, Reeve version


Clark Kent, Reeves version


Buddy Holly


Malcolm X


Harold Lloyd


Henry Kissinger


Larry King


Elvis Costello


Herbie Hancock


James Burke


The Nutty Professor


Tina Fey


Mobutu Sese Seko


Salvador Allende


Barry Goldwater


Bill Cullen


Drew Carey


Janeane Garofalo


Andy Dick


Rivers Cuomo


Graham Coxon


Jemaine Clement


Noodles


Stephen Merchant


Lisa Loeb


60s Michael Cane


Austin Powers


Garth Algar


The Church Lady


Lasky, guard at Walleyworld


Rick 'The Wild Thing' Vaughn


Mark Cohen


Teddy Duchamp


Lucas


Ernie from My Three Sons


Mr Garrison


Ugly Betty Suarez


Adam Savage


Noah Bennet


DJ Rick Adams


&

Velma Dinkley


# Specs-Taters