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Tuesday, April 29
ahhhh New Mexico, the land of enchantment, and tender vittles that will give you diarrhea for weeks! we, as well 3 of the Whitest Kids you may know, descended upon our 47th state for Nipsy Newbsy's nuptials in Albuquerque and left with plenty of memories, not to mention plenty of diarrhea. did we mention diarrhea? LOVES IT! Adrian Grenier was there too, but he wasn't there for the wedding, juss to sell his own shampoo line, Grenier Fructis. enuff with the diarrhea telling and on with the diarrhea showing!
everyone gets their kicks on Route 66
even Nikki Six
who doesn't love the sun symbol that adorns the state flag?
we bought a shirt with the logo
that's almost as busted as this tee
did we mention diarrhea?
then you muss try La Placita's & Frontier
for maximum Old El Gaso
is there anything butter than a 'CARWAS'?
yeah, whatever the fred funk a 'LLOИUH' is
we voted for Pueblo
the Acoma Sky City's pueblo that is!
where the ladder's are as white
as a Neil Diamond concert audience
where indoor plumbing doesn't exist
and Porta-Potties rule the sky
there's plenty of crap to buy from the Natives
including the same shitty ceramic pottery over and over!
the gawds hate wastewater
but the Porta Potties love dumping!
fry bread is a nice
but maybe not as nice as Stephen Fry
what's more insulting than the term 'Redskins'?
a Native's pick-up truck sporting a Redskins decal
+ a Dallas Cowboys one as well
wtf?
here's me and my boy Leroy
who appears to love food a lil more than we do!
Santa Fe was lovely
and so is Iron, whose symbol is 'Fe'
czeching out the Loretto Chapel's miraculous staircase is a muss!
even if Snopes sez false
hispecially for those of us who first saw it on Unsolved Mysteries
it took 10 minutes to go thru O'Keeffe's museum
cause we're really not into vagina paintings
when it comes to gastronomical food
we put our faith in Rachael Ray and her burrito farts
that's why we hit up Cafe Pasqual's
and hit up the bathroom many hours afterwards
Owlbuquerque?
only in New Mexico will you find a van outside of an Injun casino
with an owl, a falcon and tons of bird shit juss chilling out
we may not go with gawd
but we'd go back to New Mexico
cause we still need to eat at the UFO Micky D's
and find those missing Atari ET cartridges
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