The InternationalHouse of Pain Cakes
11. Nov, 2005 
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Hurtin’ for certain wit out TO and the Priestess? Plug these babies into yer line-up and watch your ‘M’s turn upside down into ‘W’s. What do ‘M’s have to do with fantasy fooball? I dunno, but if you turn it upside down, it becomes a ‘W’. And ‘racecar’ backwards is ‘racecar’. Did I ever mention that Mischa Barton is part luck dragon and so damn moody?
• QB – Brooks Bollinger at CAR, cause BBs can shoot yer eyes out, and this BB will shoot the lights out… unless of course 1/3 of his passes get batted down like they did in the past two games
• RB – Slammin Sammy Gado at ATL, cause something’s GADO give
• WR – Billy McMullen vs DAL, cause the brothers gonna work it out
• TE – Brandon Manumaleuna at SEA, cause I bet he’s a huge Hurley fan
• K – Kris Brown at IND, cause the rest of the shitbums that make up the Texans’ O have less fantasy value than starting Enron’s Ken Lay
• D – ‘9ers at CHI, cause I like their prospect…ors
and…
[via Wolbagus]
