Konami On Rye
20. Jun, 2007 
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meet Shantel VanSanten, former Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Search contestant, and future screen lesbian lover of Mischa Muskha Mushroom Eatin Barfon. The two will lock lips and hopefully munch on a different set of lips in what will shirley be the breastest mt EVEREST flick about two girls who fall in love at a faux lesbian Russian pop duo concert, all to be directed by the dude who gave us The Killing Fields. If that doesn’t scream Oscar, then I don’t know what wheelz
Cuthbest to do the thumpossible by beautifying New Jersey, when she makes an appearance at Fangoria’s Weekend of Horrors, June 29-July 1 [Jews of the East wit Seoul]
Showtime does the toepossible by making Henry the VIII and Jonathan Rhys Meyers even gayer than before for their second season of da Tudors
Bill Clinton totally hearts Smashmouth
Brooklyn to become a zoo of yumcredible free concerts this summer, includin but not limited to Billy Ocean, Air Supply, MC Hammer AND Boyz II Men (what, no love for Sudden Impact?)
you didn’t ask for it, but yer still gonna get it: a brand new (or is it old?) Carey Mulligan snap
[Behind the Sofa]
Fred Armisen totally has Cronenberg Crash fantasies about Pam Beesly
LEGO finally gives love to Indiana Jones, although people made do without such a tang for years
Development hell On Earth: 20 Movies Not Coming Soon to a Theater Near You
free screenings abound for Introducing the Dwights , which sadly has nothing to do with a certain member of the Schrute clan
when trash and shadows make art
whatta Pisa a$$
diving never looked so good bad
and reason #69Turk182 to get a Wii: FIFA ’08, which will include foosball!! Some say bestest game within a game since Gradius popped up during the 2nd intermission of the NES 8-bit classic Blades of Steel [play actual game]
