Pretty safe bet (like the Skins going to the NFC Championship next year, with Col Saunders) that I'm the only blozziggler out there under 29 years of age who last Sunday nite watched part 1 of 6 of PBS'
Masterpiece Theater's presentation of the newish BBC production of Charles' Anti-Smite Dickintheasses'
Bleak House for the sole reason of feeding my
Carey Mulligan obsession /
compulsion by Calvin Clean. 98.7 percent of you probably still don'ts know who she is, cause either you didn't see the
KK the V's Pride & P, or you did see it, but didn't realize she was
in it cause you were too wrapped up in
Pikesville!! Well, 1 ep in, and not only is there mad CM cutie-pie screen time, but the effin production rocks more than pop rocks popping outta my cock that rocks!!! No doubt, since the BEEB also gaveth us the
P & P mini-skirt/series with the one and only
Mr Darcy, Colin Firthy RICH! Did I mention that
Ewan McGregor's uncle/WEDGE FROM STAR WARS was in it, and his character has the bestest name this side of Skandar Keynes,
John Jarndyce?! It also stars
that chick from The X-Files and
Mona from My Summer of Love and
Harry Pothead's Uncle Vernon and many more, including
this dude who's like the British Crispin Glover. They'll replay part 1 sometime before part 2 this Sunday, so check yer local listings and watch some dry boring British shit for change, eye gov'na? Anywho, I omitted one actor from the list above whom I love so dang much cause I wanted to do sum-tang special for him, and another bloke...
Thighs Wide Shut's
SAG - HOF
(Screen Asshole Guild - Hall of Fame)
Inductees for 2006
UK/US
edish
Charles 'Lets' Dance & James 'Bretton' Woods
for eggcellence in screen assholeitude
as seen in such suchness as
Ali G Indahouse & The Golden Child
AND
Casino & ContactWho you got for the '07?
One more W
Gary, and they may juss retire one of yer sweat-drained shirts when you retire!!
After peeping
these snaps of B-Del-To as Che, me thinks
the t-shirt image with some of that
Conan lip shit woulda been a better casting choice. Not like it's gonna be any good anylays, considering it's the
ex-Mrs Jules Asner's project
On January 30, The Raconteurs (Jack White, Brendon Benson, and two other thugs) will release only 1k copies of their first single 'Steady as She Goes'/'Store Bought Bones'. They should juss release one copy, and the internets will take care of the rest!!! [via
Spin]
The love for Nelson never dies on Thighs:
Nelson Detective Agency +
bonus vid [via Drew Pict Hers]
89 Years of Vogue History... all dat hotness and still not as beatoffable as
M'donna's 'Vogue' video [via
UMC &
BM]
S T E E L E R B A B Y [via
Crab Feast King]
fastr - a flickr game [via
Met-i-cool]
Top Gun 2: Brokeback Squadron [vid via
Daniel Brühl's stunt double]
The soap in the men's bathroom at
60 Centre St smell like
this. Justice may be blind, but last time I checked, they still had its sense of smell!!
And can you bee leave that Kayne West thinks he's the second coming of Moses???? What, you didn't see him on the
latest cover of
Highlights magazine? I guess you haven't visited your local pediatrician or pediadentist's office recently, eh? He may be a gold digger, but he aint a sea parter!!! Only C-Hes and
his teeth are worthy of that!
Oh what, that cover too contra (up up down down left right left right B A select start) verse e al for ya? How bout the latest choice in Her Royal Thighness, Ms VI Warshawski??? Some claim she's more chunky than
Chunky A eating a box of
Chunkys, or that her and
Brian Pepper's sister are lesbian lovers, but me donts care, cause me and my British da
magic bomb shell are getting along swimmingly the english channel 4!!! We already have a nickname for the way we make love:
Coyletus. And like the opposite of Trick Daddy [
d-lode], the kids, love her!!
Hmm, photocorning my head on photos looks kinda fun. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!!!! ENTER OUR CONTEST OR BE FORCED TO READ ABOUT WHAT KIND OF POOP LINDSAY LOHAN HAD TODAY (corn poopie for the record) and EVERYDAY UNTIL
HER BROTHER CODY STARTS TAKING FAMOUS DUMPS!!!
