Ever sean Cube²: Hypercube, TV's Invasion, or A Nero Wolfe Mystery with Timothy Hutton or Maury Chaykin? Didn't sphinx so. Well, lemme me be the first to introduce you to the flyest blonde Saskatchewanian with a mark super DUPER long nose who gets paid to play William Fichtner's fish of a wife: Kari Matchett (pronounced CAR-EE MATT-CHET). She kinda oddish exotica lookin, not in a Mary Lynn Rajskub kinda way, but more in the vein of Miranda Hotto. Anywho, I hearts her a lots. I want to INVASION her underpants! And no doubt, Sio Bibble agrees!!
Super Bowl XL, the battle of towns with shitty drinks:
Starbucks vs
Iron City BeerLuna-tics [via
ONTD]
Which coupling will last les longest:
Braff & Moore,
Yeoman & Davis, or
Rooney & complaining? Tip: never bet against bushy eyebrows
Band interviews jump the shark
Ratu, the new
tATu? Or is it
Maureen?
Nice try SNL, but
Young Chuck Norris is like a lazy
Lazy Sunday on Saturday... or any skit involving Horatio Sanz
My mos flavorite spin-off site with only one post pt I:
Skeet On WillaMy mos flavorite spin-off site with only one post pt II:
Riders of LohanHelen Slater Supergirl costume = 0 bids [via
Honey Rider]
Couple buy the
Quicker Picker-Upper Diner, also gots a free DVD copy of
Rosie's directorial film debut,
Can't Stop The Music [via Brawny Man]
Biggest, mos footiest
animated gif(t) of balls thyme
If you aint never been to the midwest, then you probably have never saved big money at
MeNards, or heard their banjofied theme song [
d-lode]
The Curse of the Neckbeard...YTMNDawg:
The Brian Peppers SongMemories of a Panthers fan, including '
the game with Travis where everyone was informed that we have herpes together'
and
PenguinMan & His Funny SongsDonn'ts forget to
PHOTOSHOP me in History!! Send entries now, or die like someone in a grave!