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Tuesday, January 17

It's Better To Give
A Golden Shower
Than Receive
A Golden Globe

Hooray for Gay Cowboys and Michael Scott! Boo to neckbeards, housewhores [NSFW], and everything else that isn't gay or Munich/Squid related! Hispecially the mos blandestist biopic mt everest/FUJI!!!


The blog is dead, the list is not

• Les 1st photos of David Lynch's latest straight story. Fobviously, not going to be as good as M Dr [NSFW] [other link via Whine n Chez]

The Whites to turn yellow

• Coxon, forever a cockmuffin

Bandwagon, like bigmouth, strikes again!

Peep the trailer to the Lohag/Anna Stern eggstravaganza dubbed Just My Luck. Think it'll suck or rock like Alan Ruck? I dunno, but I don't think anyone should ever be touting this in a trailer...


• And on the flipsyde, here's the trailer to Beowulf & Grendel... sadly NOT starring Scott Baiowulf [via Wang Computers]

Cuthbest nude pic, fake, but I knows yer gonna click anywaysz [NSFW via Newbsy]

DEV2.0 and their 'Whip It' vid [WinMe]

Marissa was freed, but that shouldn't stop one of yous from making tees of the lamest teen TV moment since 'Donna Martin Graduates'!! And when you get em made, please send me an XL!

• The REAL When A Stranger Calls trailer [via Skeeter]

• Old, but seriously Apple, what the fork is this all about? STANKBunkONIA!!!

• To hell with Sufjan Stevens and to heaven with Basil Rathbone and Co!

Chuck Norris Facts & Chuck's 'response' [via Stefan Nopolous & the D-House of Boo]

• Jack Bauer wants his Calorie Mate NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!! [via NYMets]

• Lets give a hand... job, for Sophie Howard [NSFW... just dont bother looking at her face]

The William Shatner DVD Club

Freaks of Nature, Human Oddities, Prodigies, Anomalies, and Circus & Carnival Sideshow Performers

• I'll pay you 4 bucks if you drink this

Girls Don't Poop


Back To The Future II:
THE TRADING CARDS!!

Modern Renaissance News Personalities

ThingsMyBoyfriendSays.com & ThingsMyGirlfriendAndIHaveArguedAbout.com [via Data Dazzler]

Life Size Han Solo Frozen in Carbonite in LEGOS!! [via UMC]

Topher's Breakfast Cereal Character Guide

• These 'party photos' are not endorsed in any way by Thigh Master LLC

Kung-Fu Hustlers

Dakotyo Fannzilla [vid via Bella Vista Social Studyer]

• And the nose knows


pee es - me is going to Dublin for St Patty's day!! Any lee suggs...gestions peep holes, besides humping Darby O'Gill's leg?