Ahhh, the B-town throw down! Who has time to breathe when yer busy philipps shoving everything you can down yer piehole besides gay cowboy cak. So much goodness that I took today off from EATING, which is almost like a day wit-out massurbathing!! Let me count the calories, in order of ingestedation...
- one small
Steak & Shake vanilla milk shake
- 3 Big Ten Specials, Dixie Chicken, no chicken, 'roni, and black olives + many a 'stix n' ranch, from
Pizza Express- Free Apple Cider from crazy Christians having a picnic in the former crack-den of
Peoples Park- 47 chugs of crap beer via Sink the Biz + wings & fingers at
Nick's- Smallest burrito I could order from
LaBamba- LOTS of Whip Cream, or
something- 2 1/2 unnecessary late-nite donuts from
Cresent- Chicken salad sangwich at the
VP- Chicken fried steak + ham n eggs + biscuits n gravy at
Ladyman's Cafe- Repeat of 'Za Express above, cept one plain pie instead of 'roni
- 1/2 a Dagwood's Supreme at
Dagwood's, DUHVS!
- Cajun Chicken Hoagie w/Cajun Buffalo Chips + wings + eggcepted a bet to finish a pitcher of beer, even though I really didn't want to drink, in one whole quarter of the Giants/Panthers 'game' at
Yogi's- Everything bagel from the
BBC- Frisco Melt + 'nilla shake from
Steak & Shake (It's all about the bookends, baby!!!)
Other things of note:- a muss buy for any alum, a Hooters tee, but instead of it saying 'Hooters', it sez 'Hoosiers'... get IT????#?!$%%!!! BAH WAHHAHAHAHAH!!!
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Thomas Hart Benton hearts the KKK- the Skins game gave me 38 heart attacks... which is almost as many passing yards that Brunell had!!
- How could 2 games of bowling plus shoes only cost $2.50?
- I high-fived at least 86+ people to the tune of, 'I-U'!!
- 'My Dorbell' [
d-lode] was the mos played song of the weekend
- The New China Buffet has been renamed 'The China Buffet'
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The College Motor Inn not only has the bestest prices, but motto as well:
Where motoring ends and dreaming beginsToo bad when we started motoring again, our dreams ended
