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Wednesday, March 17

I'm Peeing Green

It's March 17th and whether yer Finnish, Amish, Elvish, or Jewish, it's time to celebrate Irish culture and get yer drink on!!! Be sure to use Irish Spring, eat Lucky Charms, drink Irish coffee, hate the British, listen to U2, Enya, Sinead O’Connor, the Cranberries, and of course, lyrical masterminds, House of Pain. I mean, who else would rhyme "jedi" and "bet I"?

And why not rent Darby O'Gill & The Little People, Celtic Pride, and ALL of the Leprechaun movies, including Leprechaun 6: Back 2 tha Hood.


And please, don't kiss me cause I'm Irish, but just cause I'm horny. Erin Go Braugh and Erin Go Brockovich!!!