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Tuesday, March 16

Two Hot Topics:
The Christ & Ben Affleck

A new survey, conducted by the Institute for Jewish and Community Research, shows that not that many American people blame Jews for The Christ's death. However, they do blame Jews for unleashing Dracula: Dead and Loving It on to the world. And btw, wtf is up with Jews for Jesus ? Do they sit there all day blaming themselves for killing their own Messiah? Oy vey!!


You suck

And the best news that I've heard in weeks is that Ben Affleck no longer wants to do any more action movies. However, I'm still waiting for his official retirement announcement. One more Gigli and we're there!!