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Tuesday, March 16

"You're Fired!" - The Tee Shirt

This is one of the hottest t-shirts on the market right now. Last week, 300 of these babies sold out in 3 hours at NY's Bloomingdale's. It's not sir prizing considering that people actually buy bottled water adorned with The Donald's face on it. These threads may turn out to be a collector's item like those Dolce & Gabbana Snatch, Coming Soon tees a few years back. Btw, aren't Guy Ritchie & Madonna so 2000? Are they hiding in the woods with Lukas Haas? Anywho, if you want a piece of the action and aren't that uber-hip or uber-rich, there's always 2nd-rate "You're Fired" shirts available on eBay.