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Tuesday, January 10

Good News Mares
Bad News Bears

Good News Mares!
- KIM BAUER/CUTHBEST TO RETURN TO 24!!
Bad News Bears!
- KIM BAUER/CUTHBEST TO RETURN TO 24!!

Bad News Bears!
- The end of the 2nd AVE FRIGGIN DELI????
Good News Mares!
- The beginning of the 2nd Ave Deli on 8th Ave???

Bad News Bears!
- Silky smoothe Lou Rawls outted his fork peace
Good News Mares!
- We will continue to use his name on this dot org as something that rhymes with 'y'alls'

Bad News Bears!
- Andy Rooney portrayer found dead
Good News Mares!
- The REAL Andy Rooney will NEVER DIE!!! ...and isn't afraid to post angry letters that take shots at his scraggly eyebrows

Good News Mares!
- Jon Stewart and NOT Shitty Crystal is hosting the Oscars!!!
Bad News Bears!
- Mediocre movies will win gold, like Walk The Line

Good News Mares!
- Hustle & Flow 2???
Bad News Bears!
- Starring Mischa Barton?????

Good News Mares!
- da Da Vinci Code is FRYNALLY paperback bound
Bad News Bears!
- the ending STILL BLOWS, almost as much as Tom Hanks' hairpiece!!

Good News Mares!
- The SS Sex Boat will be burned as the Vikings go ashore next season
Bad News Bears!
- Their mustached owner hired a new Captain, with a stache that makes him more likely to molest children than serve drinks

Good News Mares!
- HRT the V will never pull a Kate Moss
Bad News Bears!
- Or HAVE BOOBS!!

Good News Mares!
- Sam Mendes admits he's a hack!
Bad News Bears!
- I still can't get back the 5 hours I spent watching Boohead and Road To Snoozeriation

Good News Mares!
- Noel Gallagher Takes Back Blur 'AIDS' Comment
Bad News Bears!
- AT&T may get chlamydia for using Oasis' 'All Around The World' in their new ad campaign

Good News Mares!
- HAL-9000 & R2-D2 will be inducted into the Robot Hall of Fame
Bad News Bears!
- R.O.B. and D.A.R.Y.L. will have to wait another year

Good News Mares!
- Besides 'Other', Pam Mueller is everyone's mos flavorite Jeopardy! Ultimate Tournament of Champions participant
Bad News Bears!
- She has yet to become mother of my children, and since we are the #2 search result for her name that probably guarantees she's been to this site and aint too interested in becoming the mother of my children

Good News Mares!
- More Ali G NBA promos!
Bad News Bears!
- The NBA still eggsists!!!

Good News Mares!
- The Giants fans now know what it feels like to get James Thrashed/witness back alley abortions at G-Men Stadium
Bad News Bears!
- We'll have to wait til Augusto for some mo of that highly special/thighly entertaining Jeremy Shockey STOOPIDITY

Good News Mares!
- Dan Snyder and his endless deep Jew pockets
Bad News Bears!
Bad News FOR THE Bears! (and everyone else's eyes)
- A rematch of week one's borefest