Lindsay Buckingham Brokedown Palace
we don’t care about your supposed half-sister or possible duet with Lilly Allen or really anything that has to do with you anymorsel. well, that’s not entirely true, as we do tune in every week to watch your mother worry about overexposing your lil spoiled sister Ali by overexposing her at every chance she gets. even though you’ve been replaced by Cody as our mos flavorite Lohag family member, how could we not wish you the breast and frightest on your 22nd burstday today. and we offer these three bits of advice: keep the hair red, eat some food and keep away from the cameras until the first two tasks have been accomplished
previously in heLL: