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Sunday, July 2
Remember when you were all that I fapped to? I wanted to eat you, and now, you can eat me you runt cag!! Chef boyardee how the mighty hath fallen. I've skipped yer last two movies. I didn't even buy yer 2nd album. When the thought of u passes thru my brain I immediately think of microwaved tunafish juss to get yo even more stankin' a$$ a$$ outta my dodge minivan. You are the reason why freedom is not prevailing in Iraq. Yer the reason why the Nationals are in the NL East cellar. Yer the reason why people think Vince Vaughn is funny, yet he's been doing the same character for 481283 years. Yer the reason the 2nd Ave Deli closed. Yer the reason why there's 380218383123 blogs that all write the same thing and post pictures of you ordering from the Wendy's 99 cent menu. Yer the reason Herpes Went Banannnananaas. Go away. Although you will never go away. Could you at least try to not be so trashizoid? And can you start being 17 again. And not 20. Oh yeah, happy b-day you frecklejuiced dirty lo-bag.
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