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Friday, December 22

Last Minute Chopping







& one from the vaults
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Chappy Cholidays to you and yours and yer lady's dresser drawers


[F-Wad via PaxMan]

Thursday, December 21

The Wonder Faps

Winnie Cooper

Danica McKellar

Karen Arnold

Olivia d'Abo

Lisa Berlini

Kathy Wagner

Margaret Farquhar

Lindsay Fisher

Miss White

Wendel Meldrum

Becky Slater

Crystal 'Sis of Danica' McKellar, Esq?

Teri

Holly 'NSFW' Sampson

The Dream Mall Girl

Mystery Actress X

Gina Pruitt

Heather 'I Have No Idea If This Is Her' Green

Susan Fisher

Kelly Packard

Linda Sloan

Maia 'Advents in B-sittin' Brewton

Mimi Detweiller

Soleil Moon Frye

Madeline Adams

Julie Condra

Debbie Pfeiffer

Torrey Ann Cook

Nurse Jennifer Hasenfuss

Whitney Kershaw

Cara

Lisa Gerber

Denise 'the Grease' Lavelle

Amy Hathaway

Sandy

Carla 'Karen Sisco' Gugino

Cindy

Heather 'Mrs James Van Der 9Head' McComb

Jessica Thomas

Alicia Silverstone

Inga Finnstrom

Shevonne Durkin

Delores

Juliette Lewis

Norma Arnold

Alley Mills

Mrs. Ruebner

Pat Crawford Brown

inspired by my mos flavorite Don't Link This entry, which looks like it took liberally from this Imparanoid shazzle

Wednesday, December 20

John McClane Stevenson

Peace The Fork Out In Overdrive
to
a Pacemaker who didn't have a pacemaker
Green Lantern's green lighter
Dudley Do-Right's doer
the rhyming Dodger
Divine's dresser
the OG Wheez
&
major ones
go out 2
to the guy
who Booger played in Ray
&
the dude who made it safe to JO to female blue things

Marc Jacobs hearts kiddie porn

by the looks of it, her Current Royal Thighness may be headed to Hagville, where our first HRT, Lohag, rules the school

song dat currently makin me the opposite of sober? The Shirley Bassey-e sassy-e Amy Winehouse's 'Rehab' [d|vid]

go ahead, I dare you to send Andy Rooney your crap

while the Wii is slowly rollin out the oldies thru their virtual console dazzle (with some Commodore 64 titles comin in the future!), you can buy this thang and say g-bye to blowing your cartridges

Luscious Jackson's Jill Cunniff goes solo. This news would be shocking if Luscious Jackson were still a band or if Jill Cuniff was riding my face like the Belmont Stakes. By the gay, her first LJ side-project, Kostars, is near and dear to my farts

Hootie & The Blowfishburger [Made of Brawn-steeeen]

Can you breastfeed if you have implants?

Can playing with a Slinky change the channels on your TV set?

Google's patent search, although not endorsed by my father and brother, both patent laywers

OhMiBod [Girlhattan]

fess up, which one of you were searchin for 'my sweet tits breasts anus naked butt thighs nude vagina hot camel toe poon tang clan heroes in a half shell'

Wisconsin Man Runs Over, Eats Seven-Legged Transgendered Deer [Cruisespanko]

and the movie to beat for '08's Oscars? No, not Harry Pots 5 [trailer] or even Buy Apple or Die Hard [trailer], but the flick with a flying dog that's got more Air than Bud, Underdog [Pakula Shaker]!


Monday, December 18

The Mighty Lame Duck

Bobby
The Pursuit of Sappyness
Trailer

Bobby is director/actor/Charlie Sheen's brother Emilio Estevez' love song to Robert F Kennedy and the turbulent era that he was the new voice of. More importantly, it reunites The Mighty Ducks' coach with his star player Charlie Conway, aka Pacey, aka Josh Jackson. While I golf clap EE's earnest attempt at creating a Robert Altmanesque bazillion character crossover joint, taking place at LA's Ambassador Hotel on June 6th, 1968, the date of RFK's assassination, this joint will only light the hearts of anyone who's 45 years or older.

The main problem that I had with the film is that I couldn't care less than two shits (maybe even one) about said bazillion characters roaming around the hotel, talking about The Graduate, Warhol's soup cans, and even tripping on acid with Ashton Krunchyner. If you name yer film Bobby, then there should be nothing but. Maybe I'm juss spoiled after takin in the bestness that was JFK, Nixon, and sure, why not, Dick. Luckily the brothers Weinstein forced a lot o archival footage of RFK into the film cause had they not, this woulda been a bigger cheesefest and disaster than last summer's Poseidon [TWS.org's review]. The other issue I have with this flick is how do you cast the NSFW goodlyness of Sharon Stone, Demi Moore, Heather Graham, Helen Hunt, Svetlana Metkina, Joy Bryant, and Her Former Royal Thighness Lohag, and the only nudity we get is Shia Where'stheLeBeouf's arse cheeks?

Unsatisfied with this?: Netflix The Assassination of Richard Nixon [TWS.org review | trailer & mo]

Possible Porno Name: the Spanish classic Bob y Kneel

IMDb Sweeney: in the '74 TV movie The Missiles of October, Martin Sheen portrayed RFK to William Devane's JFK, even though Devane looks more like Bobby, but Sheen nine years later got his due and portrayed Jack in the '83 miniseries Kennedy, but nothing tops David Kobzantsev, who has now stepped into the shoes of assassin Sirhan Sirhan TWICE!

1nce Bitten, 4eva Smitten: with future sex-kitten Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Apt MPupil3: 'Don't Worry, Be Happy' [d] by BOBBY McFerrin

John Grisham's Jizzum (aka Verdict): Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges

until next thyme, the balcony is clothed...

I Didn't Realize She Kept Her Last Name From HRT Dayz


•[NY Post'em via Couzin Dan]

&

eye had no idea Dan Marino
hated Isotoner Gloves so dang much


[Juwanicured]