21. Apr, 2006 
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Yeah write, the NBA can lick my grundle juice thru a funnel in the Holland Tunnel of Mother Love Skinny Bone Star Davey Jones’ Locker
21. Mar, 2006 0 Comments
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?
Thigh Master: Ever seen Rossie Harris/lil Joey as a grown man?
A Leprechaun In Alabama?
[B-day Boy My Man Marvkus]
Sasha Cohen to give up nude camel toe figure skating to pursue an acting career???? LOOK OUT Sacha Baron Cohen and Shahar Cohen, AND every other Jewish and non-Jewish Cohen in the bidness!!
CC, HFRT the IV, the new face of Walkers Crisps? WOWie!! I can now save time by sticking my fingers into juss one bag for two great tastes!
Thinks TO had 6 generic raps ready to go before he signed on with the Cowgirls? CHEDDAR!!!
Belates Peace the Fork out to the dude who had the job that many wanted to have the opposite of: dress Jackie O
The latest trailer to utilize Requiem For A Dream‘s ‘Lux Aeterna’ [d-lode]? The latest trailer for da Da Vinci Code… although anyone who’s anyone’s one any knows it was bestest used in the Two Towers full trailer… the defenses have to hold… THEY WILL HOLD!!!!
Gorillaz stain-glass windows… sure to make many stain their sheets. Snot enuff? Try their ‘El Manana’ video on for slize
Got 135 minutes to kill at work or a mockingbird? Stanley Kubrick A Life In Pictures, in 3 YouTube parts [Pakula Shaker Hts Ohio]
Keane drop details on their new album how many scripts in Hollywood are written: on one piece of paper
Jeopardy! contestant search meets the internets
Errol Morris commercials, sadly, none with Morris the Cat
Questions, and not many answers from the geniussesess behind Wonder Showzen
The 2nd best bit (excluding all Frank Layden madness) from Dazzling Dunks and Basketball Bloopers: The Basketball Olympics
Dozen Distinctive Destinations
Take The Snooze AND American Dreamzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz passes
Speaking of zzzzzzz and all thangs Orlando Bloom/Kate Bosworth: How did the letter ‘Z’ become associated with sleeping?
Colleen Camp’s SFW boobs from Clue, times 48
pontiac fiero mounted on boston whaler with 40 hp motr
We all love a good BRAD PITT matchup, but I’m hoping for a BRAD vs GEORGE (Mason? Town?) finale, which will determine once and for all, who’s name gets top billing in Ocean’s 18. Note to readers: please kill me if there’s a 14.
Pot Tarts, Puff-A-Mint Patties and a Toka-Cola [RityCag]
Northwest Bench from Twin Peaks [Guns n Rosenthal]
CAMILLA SJOBERG, the new NSFW smorgasbord everyone wants to take a bite of?
Laurence Hutton Collection of Life and Death Masks
Proud to be yer #1 intersluething result for ‘Edgar Stiles wallpaper’
The Wonderful World of ’80s Commercials
So when’s they coming out with a Jennifer Ellison Swatch crotch watch?
13. Mar, 2006 0 Comments
Blessed be you Daniel Snyder, the new King of the Jews, and your King of the Jews money that you shoot out of your hands, like Spiderman, and mcgrab anyone you want for your fantasy squad/my Redskins. May the gadget plays be with us… and TWS.org as well, which ranks 2nd in ‘gadget play’ intersleuthing
Poopied be you Twerps, who blow worser than a 36 minute Andy Warhol movie. Is it football season yet?
Bye bye Boom Boom, for without he, there would be no (non-musical) Hanson brothers, + a mucho belated parking of the life of shaftman Gordon Parks
Jon Stewart, the next Andy Rooney? Dan Rather not or so?
Quite amazed that only 30ish seconds were dedicated to characters watching movies and/or television on last night’s season premmy of The Sopranos, and cause of it, I’ve got opto-mizzum for whats to come… although going fwd, I hope we see less of Maradona‘s cocksmoking doppleganger. As for that new show that followed it… Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz fest to the mth degree!!! Sorry, but not even Jeanne Trippletits [NSFW] can save it, or even if they had this girl with three boobies [NSFW]. All-dough they do get + 1 gold stars for having Nap Dyna‘s Deb working at a place called Deb’s
Yous a male and have a bunch of brothers? Yer most likely gay, and therefore will probably have a great shot at creating an insanely popular blog
Czech accountant, Jana Tylova, becomethes the first ever Countess Soduku at the WSPC. CZECH out JT with the rest of her country’s squad…
How do u take your NSFW d’Abo? Maryam or Olivia?
Top Ten Worst SNL Cast Members of All Time [MogillaMask]
If you only look at one pictorial review of The Hills Have Eyes, make it this one
Ugly Duke girls try to dispel ugly Duke girl myth [Gulf of Sonkin]
Where video games go when they die [Lief Ericsson’s Posse]
Whose Boobs (Strikes Back) Part 2
Something for the lizadies: lots of wet men, by way of Rammstein’s latest video [NSFW]
Past Champions from the World Livestock Auctioneer C’ships
Juicy Fruit ads will never be dullski with Mr Z de la Roachclip’s dang right copy
Fity more of these and we may juss achieve peace in the Middle East: a 12 foot plate of hummus [Lil Red Honey Rider’s Hood]
Fity bottles of these and I may actually get laid: Whiff, the poop odor eliminator
‘Forever Young’ – Alphaville [d-lode]
On The Menu Today: Horse Penis And Testicles With A Chilli Dip [L-ism]
‘God came down from Heaven and made people quote Fletch‘
How To Make A Duct Tape Wallet
CILF (it’s like MILF, but with corn!) [BVSC]
How do you says I want to de-core your apple in Russian? [NSFW]
Hoth to host the the Winter Olympics in 2014? …so that’s what all those probe droids were really doing, scouting for giant slalom and super-g locales! [1st site soundy vis World Wide Wangsta]
And if there really is a Gawd, then HE’ll never let our mos flavorite Druish America Princess, Sasha Cohen, and her nude naked camel toe, crossbreed with any of the following (bruce) suitors
07. Mar, 2006 1 Comment
You wants it
You gots it
pictures of…
Sasha Cohen nude
&
Sasha Cohen camel toe
p-chop skillz by Tom Wellington & myself
01. Mar, 2006 0 Comments
What’s a better use of time?
Watching all 123 minutes of Sideways?
Or spending 5 minutes, alone, with this Sasha Baroness Cohen non-camel toe naked nude grundle labia snapple…
+ 264 mo.
+ the Baroness!!!
A wonderful showzen has been given a 2nd life, and soapfully that equates to more Trevor bits with Beat Kids
Think Shelden Williams and Mena Suvari are both locks for this year’s all head team?
New Adventures in Hi-Fi [via G’hattan]
Jennifer Ellison Defines The Perfect Pair of Breasts… like she would know anything about boobs
I wonder if they display the black dude who comes to life in Madonna’s ‘Like A Prayer’ video at the National Great Blacks In Wax Museum
Victoria Beckham ‘Like A Prayer’ [d-lode]
‘sam cassell large penis’, we #2!
Who was the Mona Lisa? And who hasn’t fingerbanged Mona Robinson?
The HAWTEST site on the internet [via Hal Lindenbaum]
& if yous werent in the know, b-day ribcakes are the new d-day urinal cakes!
For once, a Coachella rumor turned out to be true!! Still doesn’t change the fact that this year’s line-up blows almost as much as Tool and whatever the next Killers album will be!
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mo quick hitz! The Lighthouse Bless you Robert Eggers. You know how to strike a mood, and give us the heebie jeebies. In making a movie about two Lighthouse keepers not keeping sane, you drove us insane, and made quite the pretty picture in the process. It felt like watching a full-length, b&w version […]
caught up on a lot of movies. no time to devote full diatribes – so quick hitz! Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Skywalker works because it wasn’t The Last Jedi. You really screwed the pooch Rian Johnson. Can’t blame J.J. for trying to right/write the ship when he was handed a mess and […]
Uncut Gems Sterling, Sharp Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 134 min This isn’t one of those Adam Sandler movies where he gets hit in the balls for laughs. It’s the kind where he gets his balls stomped on. YOU GO SANDLER!!! YOU GO GET YOUR BALLS STOMPED ON!!! Why don’t you go […]
The Irishman Unionfellas Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 210 min There is MUCH to praise about Marty’s latest grand spicy meatball (unbelievable sets and costumes! DeNiro is best when he is quiet! Pacino is even bester when he’s loud! And dancing with women!!  Tommy The Tit IS the tits!! Lums!!! that’s what […]
Last Christmas Wham! Bam! Mostly No Thank You Ma’am? Official Site | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 103 min For 18/19ths of this movie (which I brought an infant in a stroller to!!! BEST DAD EVER), I was like, this is worse than a Hallmark Christmas movie!!!! THERE’S NOT EVEN A SINGLE GAZEBO IN THIS […]
Star Wars is stagnant, but there is a new hope, if only they went down a path that looked more like this… Kalinka Fox
Brazilian models pose during the IZOD IndyCar World Championship Sao Paulo Indy 300 race, April 29, 2012
104 years was not nearly enough Olivia de Havilland for this world. we needed 208. miss you tons Olivia de Havilland. miss saying your name knowing that you were still with us. we will always and forever say your name, and in that way, you will always and forever be with us Olivia de Havilland […]
thighs wide is SIXTEEN years shut!!!!! (turned sweet 16 on March 8th!) I just don’t know how to quit me. do you? (note – each picture below is clickable and will take you to its own magical place) Daphne Zucchini Bread Do Believe The Hyphen Steve Carlton Fisk Orange Crushed You’ve Reached the Office of […]
we named the breastest movies of the beastest of the 2019 and now, for the only awards that matter… SEXtenth Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards aka THE THIGHSMANS!!! _ Greatest Righting of A Wrong In A Movie Franchise EVER in The Rise of Skywalker when they like, hey Rose, want to join us on this […]
Seven 2019 Films That Were More Pitch Perfect Than Jerry Blevins! 1) Midsommar Something wicker man this way comes!!! 2) Ad Astra it space races your heart! 3) Joker apparently never posted a review here, but this will have to do the @jokermovie is easily the best Batman related movie ever made. come for the […]
there is nothing I look forward to more than compiling our annual goodbye to last year’s trends and hello to this year’s puns. The Washington Post is more professional at this sorta thing, but maybe you’re not into the whole brevity thing… OUT IN Adam Gase’s Gaze – Adam Driver, Driver – TikTok – […]
thighs wide is FIFTEEN years shut – TODAY!!!!! (somehow we skipped documenting fourteen, but fourteen is always an odd age) we’ve finally gotten our learner’s permit, and let me permit you to see some of the crap we crapped here over the past year of cheers and fears! (note – each picture below is clickable […]
