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Tuesday, March 29

Mona Lisa
Maradona Smile

Remember Maradona?

he was julia roberts' mos flavorite student

No, not Madonna,
'Oh Donna'
Dick Donner
or even Mandonna

But plain ole
Pat O'Brien
coke smokin'
Futbol star:
McDona

a cokehead clown and kids with milk staches? this is juss plain wrong

Who turned into more of
a Grimace than a Ronald

he's slightly more attractive than rosie o'donnell

And thus became
Bitched @ Swirth

hunger strike? fuggggggetaboutit!!!

w/Joe Gannascoli of Sopranos &
capicola eating fame

but dem days be over!
No more land of the Porkins
for the Man of Maraunchy!!


# Mona Lisa
Maradona Smile