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Monday, March 28
• The internets is so wonderfullofitself. Case it point: The Pat O'Brien Scoreboard AND LookAtMeAndSayYes.com... they even have a killer tee for sale. [2nd via St Ignacio]
• Lollapalooza to give it the ole college try? [via PSNYC]
• Vincent comes clean about his Gallo's pole.
• DJ Qualls, former model?
• Sandra Bullock claims she's still a sex symbol at age 40. Luckily she didn't claim that she's a good actress.
• Don't ask Penelope Cruz to spell 'Matthew McConaughey'
• Danny Aiello slams' Kevin Spacey's unwatchable Beyond The Sea, but not cause it licks turtle's dingleberries, but cause he hired Bob Hoskins?
• Wanna learn how to succeed in bidness? Be like Jeff Feagles and maybe Plaxico Burress will buy you an outdoor kitchen for your home in Zona. [via Juwanamaker]
• Ben McKenzie Diversifies By Growing A Moustache
• Matt Fielding NOT gay!
• Search Continues For Origin of Finger Found in Wendy's Chili. I hear Count Rugen and his six fingers are the prime suspects!
• Next on Andy Rooney's sh#tlist: gas prices
• Stereogum is so darn 'cheeky' AND beloved in MapleSyrupLand
• I guess the kids of Hogwarts start smoking alotta pot and following Widespread Panic around the country in the next flick. How else do u eggsplain their hair?
• Confessions of a Prairie Bitch [via retroCRUSH]
• Dynamic Duos of 2005: Kobayashi & Krystal's AND me & the National Sweet Corn-Eating Championship. [vias Brawny Man]
• Next up for bidding: a servant for one whole year [via Natty Lite]
• The "If Your Name Was An Emo Song... Generator Thingy". Somewhere Ian MacKaye is unimpressed.
• Finger Twister
• This is probably the biggest load of girlpoo ever featured on the internet and possibly in the world. Myranda Didovic (22) was constipated for little over a week due to I.B.S. when this scene was recorded. [major NSFWness via Fubar Redux]
• Tasteless has a first, middle, and last name and it's the Shiavo Animated Gif! [via Newbsy]
• The ultimate tribute to Kool-Aid's pal, Sharkleberry Fin
• Thigh Master still looking for questions, advertisers, but not an intern. Announcement on the last one 4thcummin.
• Coming soon to BetaMax and your pants: Banging To The Oldies w/HRT the II. Eat yer heart out Richard Simmons!! Btw, sweaty shoulders are the new side boobs.
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