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Thursday, March 24

Betsy's So Jealous...

Cause all her friends are
the lucky recipients of

even better with a dash of so fucking hot sauce

Listen to em again,
like it was the first time

or try our own
FLY-ARSED REMIX!


Hey it's me, I am
sooo f$%ing into you...

juss in case u didnt hear it the first 13 times, i am so fucking into u

It's incredible!
(not to be confused w/
That's Incredible)


You are so f%#ing hot...

this is juss too uncomfortable to even look at

I want to lick your face at
the Christmas party, Nancy O'Dell-icious!


If you get this message
just look at me and say 'yes'.

let's get crazy!!

So which one is Betsy?


You are such a 'snazzy'
dresser Pat ole boy...

wtf is going on here?

that you make Nuclear Bob
look like Yves Saint Laurent!


And what's with the
bitched @ swirthing
with Elvis Costello?

wtf is going on this time?

Or even dearest Duckie?


If 'You're So F%#ing Hot'
was an event at the Olympics,
he'd walk home all blinged-out
in Gold, Silver, and Bronze!

suck my torch, aka COCK

And this insta-blog about
being in rehab with you
is so NOT f%#ing hot!
[via Thigh Jr Wannabe]

...you have no more messages


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