Is it safe to say that Yessica Alba
can't take a bad photo...
hispecially from the rear?
Want more Yessica spank matz?
Please DontLinkThis• She and my other concubine, Mishka-Mischa Barton, will be appearing at
Nickelodeon's 18th Annual Kids' Choice Awards. If I controlled the world, the three of us + Cuthsplurt would compete on
Family Double Dare (which is way overdue for a comeback). I would keep forcing Team Thighs to choose the physical challenge juss so I can see Our Ladies of Thighs get slime poured all over dem boot-e-full bodies.
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Our Drunken Stepfather gets us hot and bothered all over again for Jodie 'Jodes' Sweetin. Then I see
this pic of her crouching on 1/2 a globe and our romance ends right then and there.
• Is
this girl the new
Tourist Guy (be sure to watch the
Tourist Guy flash thingie here)? [via Zach de la Roachclip]
• Why on earth would anyone find
Renee Pufferfish Smellweger attractive?
• Take a look at
Ricky G in uniform for his new series
Extras, which will air in Engrend this summer!
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Zzzzzzzzzz•
The Raveonettes drop their latest,
Pretty In Black, on May Terd. They also tour America for a while too.
• I don't think it's fair to the kids today that their toys are udder crapstein.
Juss take a peep at some of this shiz they make kids scream for, which in turn takes money away from parents' pricey peyote habits. [via Flea]
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Purty pictures of the Moscow Metro• If
this is what Agent Orange does to you, I'll forget about the large order I juss placed [via Mustard King of Clevetown]
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Owner of 'TIPSY' Tag Faces DUI Charges... kinda reminds me of stoopid Grateful Dead fans who litter their car with related stickers and wonder why they get pulled over? The dumb, drunk, and stoned will never learn.
• I have lost faith in the internets & the people who use it part 18:
Thighs Wide Shut is now yer #1 destination when
Googling or
Yahooing 'thighs'. It ranks 3rd for those sleuthin' round for '
confessions of a panty stealer'.
• And happy St Paddy's day to all you alco's out there. Today you have a free pass to get abso-lute-lee smashed out of your gord. But in my humble mumblin' opinion, there's only one way to celebrate all things green: renting the worstest Sean Connery/leprechaun mooovie Mt Everest,
Darby O'Gill & The Little People.
