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Monday, March 14
• Which mooovie director still maintains a beard so it can help hide his super-obese neck? If you can't figure it out from the picture, maybe this equation will help: his Neck Size is in Inverse Proportion to the Quality of his Films.
• Congrats to les Twerps for somehow gettin invited to the tournament of tournaments.
• Pulp, not dead yet!
• If Guy Ritchie ever wants to win an Oscar like Sean Penn did, he'll have to ditch Madonna like Sean Penn did.
• Next Bond flick to be more classy, less Cleesey, and Tarantino won't ever shut up.
• What do De La Soul, Salt-N-Pepa's 'Push It', Deborah Harry, Ike Turner, Shaun Ryder, MF Doom, and Dennis Hopper all have in common? They're going to be on the year's breastest album: Gorillaz' Demon Days.
• Dolly Parton gropes Sandra Bullock in the name of cinema.
• Terry Reid to play Glastonbury this summer. Tara Reid to gargle jizz this evening.
• The line-up for this year's Tribeca Film Fest is up.
• Somebody please arrest Hilary Duff... she's missing an 'l' in her first name.
• There's nothing better than a chocolate dipped cone from the DQ.
• Andy Rooney teaches you how to weed thru yer mail.
• I am - Sheryl Crow is Naked (NSFW)
• One in three dads try breastmilk. The other two prefer tossed salads.
• Dirty boobies are the new side boobs...
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