Thighs Wide Shut Thighs Wide Shut

Wednesday, March 9

When Life Hands You
Meadowlark Lemon
Make Meadowlark Lemonade

snore fest '05
•• A: The poster for Episode III and cover art of Harry Potter IIXVIMCXLIII. Q: What are 'Things That Don't Impress The Thigh Master', Alex.

•• Peace le fork out to old-skool-Hitchcock babe, Teresa Wright.

•• Cuthspurt to return to 24 this season? Maybe she'll fall in love with Edgar and have super-deformed-hottie children that love the Yankees. Anywho, the premiere of her next jizzterpiece, House of Wax, will be at this year's Tribeca Film Festival. How much cak do I have to pump into my oral cavities to get into that baby?

•• Is it safe to say that since there's a Miss Congeniality 2 and soon, a Mrs Doubtfire 2, a Miss Congeniality vs Mrs Doubtfire isn't far behind? Maybe Tarantino can direct that after he's done with Friday the 13th, the 11th.

•• a NEW Sin City trailer, sadly, with 3% less pole dancing. [via SuperMarkDuper]

•• Check out download the new Fischerspooner jonks. [via Zach de la Roachclip]

•• How could people possibly mistake Emily Watson and Samantha Morton for the much hottier Emily Mortimer? Grant it, they are fine actresssesses, but I'd rather bangeroo most men than either of those two birds.

•• Looks like the LA edition of Lebowski Fest will be the bee's elbows! I mean, who wouldn't want to rock out with Karl Hungus, Liam, The Big Lebowski himself, and EVEN the Ralph's Checkout Girl + many moore!

•• Mike Skinner to give up booze and drugs? I'm sure his next album will be udderly fascinating when he talks about reading books instead of getting booked and taking long walks on beaches instead of boning long and tall bitches.

•• Hilary Swank Used To Beat Up Karate Kid star Ralph Macchio

rosenshontz and guilderstern ARE DEAD!!!
•• June 24 will go down as the mos craptastic day in cinema history. Why? Cause Herbie, Bewitched, and The Dukes of Hazzard all are released.

•• Why is Hot 97 such a breeding ground for violence? Hopefully it has nothing to do with SmackFest '05 [via Sentaakular]

•• This should have been the video for BJoel's 'We Didn't Start The Fire' instead of that one with the flaming house. [via Made of Brawny]

•• Navi should rename his blog, ILickDukesCock.blogspot.com. Congrats on posting yer first picture. It's as monumental as one's first hand job.

•• Anyone know how I can get a copy of the out of print The Shining sdtk?

•• I dont know what the point of this is, but it's kinda coolio.

•• Liberal-Bias March Madness 2005

•• Beer Recipes

•• From the YouGots2BKiddinMe Files: Certified Kosher Phones [via Seltzer w/an 'H']

•• Airline barfbags

•• From the best selling author of All I Want For Christmas Is To Shove My Cock Down Your Thrizz comes his latest, Little Miss Muffet Sat On A Tuffet, Eating My F$#king A

•• Is it juss me or the jizz on my knee, but has Katie Holmes ever looked this sexy (with clothes on mind you)

can i make yer crotch the holmes to my cockmuffin?
[via UMC]

Pee Es - thank you ALL dear readers for yer warm and fuzzy comments yesterday. You make me feel like the luckiest man in the world... next to Vincent Cassel who gets to ride the Monica Bellucci express whenever he damn well pleases.