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Monday, February 28
- Peace le fork out to The Gates, the namer of the Macintosh computer, & the king of intermittent wipers. In all yer all's honor, I'm going to create the first orange Macintosh that has it's own screen wiper. That's almost a better idea than my giraffe movie.
- In a recent interview, Cuthy (HRT the II) reveals this about our private life, 'We actually had wax*. It was interesting and messy, but it was fun.' *'wax' is what we call banging against a wall whilst covered in Blue Crazeberry-flavored ChapStick®.
- Former Thighs-In-Law, Papa Lohan, is planning a reality TV-show about his upcoming divorce proceedings with estranged wife Dina. If it ever comes to fruition, it has a shot a beating Jonny Zero in the ratings.
- Don't fear, the Trainspotting sequel (aka Renton) is alive and well. Danny Boy Boyle is juss waiting for the original actors to look 'middle-aged'.
- Win an Oscar, live longer. But what will Hillary do when she outlives her beloveded Chad Lowe?
- Andy Rooney, please tell us how you feel about our past Presidents.
- Originality is dead. Check out one of The Trying Game's categories...
- I like vanilla more than chocolate.
- That'sJustNotRight.gross/NSFW [via Guns n Rosenthal]
- Play with me
- The Twerps may blow, but JJ's the one who's Redickulous(ly gay)! [via Ad Mich]
- Merry effin b-day to my boy Don Jon de Wannamaker. Now stop being so tall.
- I thought Lolo's Behrooz Shop was a great idea in theory, like communism. Too bad CafePress didn't agree and promptly closed their doors. I mean, who wouldn't want to rock a shirt like 'What Would Behrooz Do?' or this:
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