What a long and strange binge it's been, but yer humble mumbler is back stateside and happy to return to the land of quality hamburgers and infotainment. I'll have a full up-wrap of my Eurotrip... juss as soon as I can remember what happened. But as 'they' say, the blog muss go on!!! Sorry if you've seen any of the below info before, but hey, it's Newzzz To Me.
- Where can you see Her Royal Thighness the II run in a sweaty white tee? Nope, not this season of 24, but what is sure to be this summer's hummer, The House of Wax. More like House of YES!! Too bad there's already a movie called that. Peep the BRAN new trailer here!
- Speaking of
House of Arse, did you see Paris' NSFW camera phone pics yet? Neither did I til
The Drunken Stepmaster brought them to my attention.
-
Sideways is
boosting sales of pinot noir. I wonder what tis doing to Merlot sales? Whatta ya say Miles?
- That fat kid dancing to the Romanian techno song isn't from Holland after all,
but from dirty Jersey? [via Double D]
- My girl, Anna Chlumsky,
apparently NOT smoking cak for nickels!! [via Dog of Landers]
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The Saturday Night Fever disco dancefloor is going up for auction. If Gene Siskel were still breathing, you think he would have snatched it up to go along with his prized possession:
Tony Manero's in-famous white suit?
- Twats slightly more funnierisitic than
Ghost Dad?
The National Women's Football Association. Big ups to ex-Skin Brian Mitchell for being named as the Assistant GM of my new mos flavorite team, the DC Divas! [via Juwanamaker]
- How many segments do you think eggisist of
Andy Rooney complaing about adverts? Dunno, but lettuce juss say it's more than one.
- Belated Peace The Forkage outtage to
Twin Peaks' man who pretended to be forked the peace out,
Andrew Packard, and
the crash-test dummy inventor (and no, not of the 'Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm' variety)
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70s & 80s Hand Held Arcade Games-
Ukulele Books- In news that I'm sure would even make Michael Jackson sick to his stomach:
A 2 year-old girl has been selected to marry a 40 year-old man! [via Guns n Rosenthal]
- Who can turn a proper noun into a verb like it was nobody's Better Business Bureau? Why,
Peabs of course who '
has been one to spasm-jasm my spyro-gyra into Elmira's coffee (she takes it black; muhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!) and shat toffee into David Klingler's Debra Winger.'
And although it's closer to this Friday than last...
